ditchy
Person 1: oh my god, so my boyfriend and I were supposed to go to a movie together but he hung out with his friend instead!
Person 2: no way! thats so ditchy!
Person 2: no way! thats so ditchy!
ditchy by orangejuice1012 June 5, 2010
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Ditchy
A jerk like person, or a useless person. the word derives from the phrase "ditch weed" which is useless weed that can't do anything, thus, ditchy
Ditchy by Alice D'Claire October 7, 2009
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Ditchy
When you're so tired but you have to drive to pick someone up, and you micro sleep and nearly hit the ditch, possibly more than once.
Ditchy by Blue Sparrow November 5, 2025
Ditchy McAbandonpants
Pathetic loser who leaves his friends in the lurch when they needed him most. This saying may have been spawned in 2005 by the children's cartoon, "Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends".
Character 2 is attacked by a monster and his friend bugs out instead of staying to help him. After #2 gets stomped, Character 1 walks up and asks:
Character 1: "Are you ok??"
Character 2: "Sure. (pointing at the unloyal friend) No thanks to Ditchy McAbandonpants here."
Character 1: "Are you ok??"
Character 2: "Sure. (pointing at the unloyal friend) No thanks to Ditchy McAbandonpants here."
Ditchy McAbandonpants by Chilingo December 21, 2005
ditchy pants
A friend or aquaintance that constantly {flakes} out or lies about having a prior engagement, just so they can go have sex in a hot tub.
UGH! Jason is such a ditchy pants, I know he had sex with his step sister instead of hanging out with us!!!
ditchy pants by marrissaisawhore June 12, 2006
ditchy magoo
Someone who ditches an excessive amount of times and wears glasses like Mr Magoo.
Can also be used to describe someone who doesn't like iced cream
Can also be used to describe someone who doesn't like iced cream
ditchy magoo by Ditch Master Flex July 2, 2009
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