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sloochin von doitchen 

a dutch master cigarillo, usually grape, strawberry, or cognac flavor
so you guys wanna grab a sloochin von doitchen?

your fucking goddamn right, we have a big fat sack to toke

snitches end up in ditches

A saying from Paul Bettany indicating that snitches, that is, people who spoil things will end up in ditches
Interviewer: Does anyone in this bus die in the Next Avengers
Someone: I-
Paul Bettany: SNITCHES END UP IN DITCHES
a person who makes plans with a person/group but flops last minute. pulls a no-show or changes the plans entirely so that it does not include the person he/she promised to chill with before.
"Yea she said we should go to the mall today but she called just now and said she had something better to do and can't make it. She's such a ditcher!"
ditcher by ditcher July 23, 2006

Kitchen Ditchen 

Phrase used by "The Situation" on Jersey Shore to ditch hooking up with a grenade. While the girl is in the bathroom you leave the room and head for the kitchen. Then find somewhere else to sleep.
I was with a grenade so I used the kitchen ditchen to get out of it
Kitchen Ditchen by Ya Boy 912 January 19, 2011
To leave something that is not finished.
To ditch a person is to leave them;
prefabley to run in the opposite direction!
Awww man me and Max were like totally spraying-up the high school board; and then ol' crawford comes!
I totally ditched max 'n' did a runner!
ditched by Flora Veale September 4, 2005

bitch ditched 

when a girl ditches you to hang out with her girlfriends
-Hey dude, Melissa just bitch ditched tonight after she told me not to make plans
-What a Bitch!