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adjective
\ˈdȯynt-ed\

In a state of having engaged in activities or tasks perceived as pointless, useless, or a waste of time.
After a day of mindlessly scrolling through social media, she felt dointed and unproductive.
Dointed by Buzzybuz February 4, 2024
Used as an adjective to describe being really high off of a doink (joint).
Greg: Hey man, do you wanna go get doinked?
Joaquin: Hell yeah I’ll roll one up!
doinked by Doinked Amish April 24, 2018
when something or someone gets really messed up

drunk

intoxicated

injured
I doisted my car last night when I ran into the pole.

I was really doisted after drinking a case of beer.

I really doisted my shoulder when I fell.
doisted by tralfazdog October 25, 2009
Fuck, Slam, Punch, Pummel.
I doinked this milf last week. It was great until her hubby walked in on us, so I doinked him with a coffee mug right in the cocksucker (jaw). He didn't move at all and I knew it was going to be a long night.
Doinked by Kirky James October 23, 2009
The feeling when you get really fucking blazed with the boys
Let’s go to the barn with charlbog, rusty K, gaustin and Malik and get doinked
Doinked by Charlbogblazedog420 March 31, 2021
An idiot, or a stupid tool. Someone who isn't cool or is just plain LAME.

OR

Someone who is a complete waste of effort or time.
"Man, Rick is too much of a pussy to ask Sarah out. What a dointer."

"Rick ain't never gonna get any...dointer."
dointer by hip to the jive April 11, 2010
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