Doinka Boinka

A rare phrase made by 3 depressed, yet intellectual, middle school children. This phrase is used for literally anything but mainly as a war cry of the endangered species of tik tok addicts and pot heads. I ate an edible today, big mistake

Friend 1: chunga bunga

Friend 2: doinka boinka

Friend 1: bith is u high

Friend 2: m a y h a p s

by Dumb.hoe.energy February 26, 2020

Doinky Boinkies

A set of tiddies

My hunger bunger doinky boinkies

by UltimateDoge May 29, 2022

Doink n boink

The act of smoking marijuana immediately before having sex, most often used in a casual setting

Guy 1: “hey, how did your tinder date go?”

Guy 2: “good, she came over for the ol doink n boink”

by Jernamus September 1, 2019

Doink and boink

Netflix and chilling the stoner way. When you invite someone over to smoke a doink and then have pleasant high coitus (boink)
The doink and boink

“Yeah dude I was hanging with Sarah the other day, smoked and hooked up it was dope”

“She came over just for that?”

“Yeah dude forget Netflix and chill, it’s all about the doink and boink”

by Dougtherug October 9, 2019

Boinky Doinky

Verb: Taking a hot dump in a community park porta-potty

Noun: a hot and steamy, but solidified piece of human feces

Yo! Some guy tipped over a Porta-Potty and totally lathered a kid in Boinky Doinky!

by Boinky Doinky Boy December 9, 2021

boink the doink

to give a blow job

Sarah should boink the doink sometimes.

by frencherrrr January 25, 2019

ka-doink, boink

A word/sound you use after someone says something incredibly obvious. Like using the word "duh", only way better. May be followed by a swift slap to the back of the person's, who pointed this obvious statement out, head.
Or sometimes its acceptable to use a face palm.

EX: "Hey, your wearing a green shirt!"
"Uhh Ka-Doink, Boink. Genius."
*swift slap to head* (optional face palm)

by apple juice ginger June 9, 2011