Definitions by Dougtherug

Doink and boink 

Netflix and chilling the stoner way. When you invite someone over to smoke a doink and then have pleasant high coitus (boink)
The doink and boink

“Yeah dude I was hanging with Sarah the other day, smoked and hooked up it was dope”

“She came over just for that?”

“Yeah dude forget Netflix and chill, it’s all about the doink and boink”

Doink and boink by Dougtherug October 9, 2019

Theon, you’re a good man

An expression you can say to someone when, after having a past of being a douchebag, they do something incredibly heroic

Theon, you’re a good man

Theon, you’re a good man by Dougtherug September 19, 2019

Boof

Commonly associated with the insertion of miscellaneous objects into buttholes, boofing is also a verb used to describe someone who is trying to bust your balls

Carl: you know, you should really try this dank ass bud, no joke this shits dope
Snow: dude are you boofing my shmunz?

Boof by Dougtherug September 16, 2019

Good steak

When you’re at an awkward family gathering and trying to cover up a conversation about the dank weed you just smoked with your goons behind the shed with a wholesome family dinner meat of choice.

“fuck, that was some good steak”

Good steak by Dougtherug September 16, 2019

Locker 

When you’re performing missionary with a girl and on the brink of orgasm they squirm and lock their legs around your ankles

“Yo dude, that girl from tinder wouldn’t stop locking her legs around my ankles”

“Dude sounds like you had a locker!”

Locker by Dougtherug September 6, 2019