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DoinGer! 

1. Can be used as a Greeting
2. When a tumbleweed moment occurs use DoinGer as an obscure Random Boost to the conversation.
3.If some one is annoying you simply say DoinGer over and over the person will get confused and annoyed ...OWNED!
1)
Person1: Hey
Person 2: DoinGer!

2)
Person1 :"tells bad joke"
Person2 : DoinGer

3)
Person 1 :You fucking prick
Person 2 : DoinGer! DoinGer! DoinGer! DoinGer! DoinGer! DoinGer! DoinGer! DoinGer! DoinGer! DoinGer! DoinGer! DoinGer!
DoinGer! by JimBobUk2008 September 25, 2008
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A large, slimy, greasy cock. The term comes from the sound made when somebody in a cartoon gets an erection, it makes a doing sound
doinger cock knob greasy todger slimy
Doinger by Sir Jimmy Savile December 21, 2013
A particularly eye-catching piece of hair, something a main character tends to have. Also known as a cowlick or an ahoge
"Oh man look at his doinger, it's huge!"
"Oh wow, yeah."
Doinger by Gwegowy Howse September 1, 2025

doinger shorts 

A long, loose fitting men's basketball-style short worn without any undergarment, as to allow male genitalia (aka "doinger") to swing freely from one side to another with visible results.
After I took a shower at the gym, I just threw on a pair of doinger shorts to grab a quick bite to eat.

Chinese dinger trap 

When a circumcised penis enters an uncircumcised penis and gets stuck hence the Chinese dinger trap
Tim and Andy were playing and got their dingers stuck together when they both were aroused.The circumcised penis got stuck in the foreskin of the uncircumcised penis. It reminded them of their youth when they played the real Chinese finger trap game. Now they play the Chinese dinger trap game after Hockey practice.

Boom-Dinger

Having an erection lasting for more than four hours.
I had an erection from 1 to 5 it was a Boom-Dinger
Boom-Dinger by DUHHH-HIIIIIRK July 13, 2012

dick dinger 

To ingest cocaine via inhalation off of an erect penis, usually by another man.
He did a dick dinger before blowing his boyfriend.
dick dinger by xsynfulx June 7, 2016
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