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1. (d'ōhn) don't; doesn't: To be used in situations where something doesn't matter.

2. A movement for those who want to live a worry free lifestyle and rid themselves of unnecessary stress. Realizing that it dohn is said to be the most life-changing and freeing moment of one's life. (The Movement of Dohn)

First known use of "dohn" was in early 2010.
dohn matter

Q: Do you think you failed your exam?
A: Yeah, but it dohn.

antonyms: doh
dohn by cuzmore December 20, 2010
Words you can keep
to have sex, fuck, screw, bang, did, etc.
1. i love to dohn
2. i got dohned last night
3. he/she dohned me
4. etc
dohn by youwishyouwerethiscool December 25, 2005
Related Words

Dohn Joe Disease 

When you have a cold and you blow your nose so much that it starts shredding the skin under your nose to the point of needing a healing cream
Joe: dude I had a cold and blew my nose so much

John: you have Dohn Joe Disease
Dohn Joe Disease by Nuk3_ April 21, 2021

Dohnovan 

Dohnovan is the manliest man alive. His reverse thrusting is faster than his Poppy Build, and can make any girl scream "ARRRGGGGHH MEEEENNNN."
"Dohnovan stop you're going to make me scr- ARGGGHHHHH MENNNNNNNNN!"
Dohnovan by HEUEHUEHUEHUEHE December 30, 2013
slang a type of flower.
many people like to sculpt them
This dohng smells so sweet!
Yeah, I'm going to get some for my girlfriend!
dohng by Ty E November 30, 2006
Mmmmm... *gets hit in the head by some random flying object before he could eat a doughnut* DOHnuts!
Dohnut by indigo64b March 23, 2011
When someone suddenly realizes he/she has been so completely pwned by another that the only thing left to say is "DOH!"
Man, that babe totally DOHned you when she said she'd been looking for a lobotomy scar on your forehead until you spoke and she realized the operation was probably performed by a proctologist. You shoulda just said DOH!!
DOHned by recursiveprophet March 19, 2009
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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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