doggard

a dogged or stubborn person.

She is such a doggard,

by uttam maharjan September 21, 2013

dogtard

A retarded dog.
Not able to function as a normal dog.

My dog is a fucking dogtard.
My stupid fucking animal is a dogtard.

by TheChristianator May 25, 2010

Dogtard

Dogtard, short for Dog Retarded, refers to dog owners that repeatedly do stupid things with their animals such as allow them to run out in the street off leash, or leave them alone in a car when its hot outside.

I saw another Dogtard at the dog park today. His german shephard started picking on a smaller dog and he just stood there, picking his nose.

by intendedforadultuseonly August 20, 2011

Robert Doggart

from the eponymous shitty racist with a failed terrorism plot, meaning pathetic or worthless.

Jeff left his wife and new born baby, what a Robert Doggart.

by thecourtofpublicopinion February 18, 2017

Dogward

The time after your dog tries to hump you.

After a game of leap frog with his great Dane Justin was feeling Dogward.

by CREATOROFU January 18, 2016

Dogcard

when some one puts their face way too close to yours and it makes their nose look huge, like those photos of dogs sniffing the camera they put on birthday cards. The phrase can be used as a way of warning someone they are invading your personal space, or maybe just as a loving observation by a couple.

1) dude, your kinda dogcarding me right now and its creeping me out.

2) aww you look so cute when you dogcard!

by M_E_W May 26, 2010

doggardener

Dog who is a part time gardener. Usually is payed in treats.

I fired my old gardener and hired a doggardener!

by armandster [10.31] April 25, 2017