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A retarded dog.
Not able to function as a normal dog.
My dog is a fucking dogtard.
My stupid fucking animal is a dogtard.
dogtard by TheChristianator May 25, 2010
Dogtard, short for Dog Retarded, refers to dog owners that repeatedly do stupid things with their animals such as allow them to run out in the street off leash, or leave them alone in a car when its hot outside.
I saw another Dogtard at the dog park today. His german shephard started picking on a smaller dog and he just stood there, picking his nose.
Dogtard by intendedforadultuseonly August 20, 2011
She is such a doggard,
doggard by uttam maharjan September 21, 2013

Christian Dollard

An amazing guy with an amazing personality. He's the best charming person smart kid you'll ever meet. He has a big penis and is great with my pussy.
Go Christian Dollard!

Dollardrama 

When people mistakenly believe that access to their money can make up for the shit treatment they give you.
"There was a big dollardrama today......she cut him right out of her will rather than admit she was wrong!"
Dollardrama by DeletedFromLife August 29, 2013
The time after your dog tries to hump you.
After a game of leap frog with his great Dane Justin was feeling Dogward.
Dogward by CREATOROFU January 18, 2016
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026
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