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When you see a dog, you take a picture of it and post it on your snapchat story with the caption "Doglard".
Person: Sees a dog, Takes a picture of the dog and posts it on snapchat with the caption "doglard"
Doglard by lord of the dogs July 10, 2020
Words you can keep
A retarded dog.
Not able to function as a normal dog.
My dog is a fucking dogtard.
My stupid fucking animal is a dogtard.
dogtard by TheChristianator May 25, 2010
Dogtard, short for Dog Retarded, refers to dog owners that repeatedly do stupid things with their animals such as allow them to run out in the street off leash, or leave them alone in a car when its hot outside.
I saw another Dogtard at the dog park today. His german shephard started picking on a smaller dog and he just stood there, picking his nose.
Dogtard by intendedforadultuseonly August 20, 2011
She is such a doggard,
doggard by uttam maharjan September 21, 2013

Christian Dollard

An amazing guy with an amazing personality. He's the best charming person smart kid you'll ever meet. He has a big penis and is great with my pussy.
Go Christian Dollard!

Dollardrama 

When people mistakenly believe that access to their money can make up for the shit treatment they give you.
"There was a big dollardrama today......she cut him right out of her will rather than admit she was wrong!"
Dollardrama by DeletedFromLife August 29, 2013
The time after your dog tries to hump you.
After a game of leap frog with his great Dane Justin was feeling Dogward.
Dogward by CREATOROFU January 18, 2016
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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