Dognutz
An experience so disappointing as to be insulting. Derived from the colossally disappointing store of the same name in Corolla, NC.
Dognutz by Paratrooper Mac August 11, 2010
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Dognutter
Someone obsessed with dogs to the point of annoyance. Similar to pitnutters, they believe their dogs are never at fault for anything, and could care less about the damage caused by their pets. Never leave their dogs alone, riling them up even if the dog is barking.
Dognutter by sonnenraddest March 10, 2019
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Dognutter
The most annoying type of pet owner and they bring us dog-owners shame and bad reputation. They have a near-obsessive and co-dependent relationship with their dog. The pet becomes more important than any other human in their life (partner, children, or siblings). The dog is never wrong, the dog is their priority in their life, the dog never leaves their side. They can never make compromises when it comes to the pet because of its "anxiety'' (train it), they rarely ask permission to bring the dog on dates or to gatherings, they assume everyone loves their dog because its "cute". They lack dog-owner etiquettes and bring their dog to meet others in the streets, without asking permission first. Then they hate on any other dogs that don't get along with theirs. They make dog ownership a full-time job with no flexibility and act like know-it-alls.
Source: most girls in LA that I dated.
Source: most girls in LA that I dated.
"What happened with Jenny!?"
"Her therapist said she had a codependence with her dog, her husband filed for a divorce cause he didn't want to continue competing for attention with a dog and her kids call her a dognutter and hate her guts.
"How did your date go?"
"Horribly. She brought her dog to the beach and didn't go swim because the dog didn't want to get in and she just kept talking about her dog like it was the most interesting conversation to have."
"Wow, what a dognutter."
"Let's take a trip to Italy,"
"I can't, I don't trust anyone to take care of my baby a whole week, I can't survive that long without her!"
That old lady dognutter that has a barking dog or smelly one in an airplane, not caring of how stinky the dog actually is or if anyone with allergies are near.
A dognutter would say...
"Dogs are more loyal than any man I dated"
"You come secondary to my dog, sorry not sorry"
"I can't sleep without my dog next to me,"
"It's the only animal that matter, the most loyal one!"
"Her therapist said she had a codependence with her dog, her husband filed for a divorce cause he didn't want to continue competing for attention with a dog and her kids call her a dognutter and hate her guts.
"How did your date go?"
"Horribly. She brought her dog to the beach and didn't go swim because the dog didn't want to get in and she just kept talking about her dog like it was the most interesting conversation to have."
"Wow, what a dognutter."
"Let's take a trip to Italy,"
"I can't, I don't trust anyone to take care of my baby a whole week, I can't survive that long without her!"
That old lady dognutter that has a barking dog or smelly one in an airplane, not caring of how stinky the dog actually is or if anyone with allergies are near.
A dognutter would say...
"Dogs are more loyal than any man I dated"
"You come secondary to my dog, sorry not sorry"
"I can't sleep without my dog next to me,"
"It's the only animal that matter, the most loyal one!"
Dognutter by surfhamburger January 25, 2021
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Dunkin' dognuts
Canine tea bagging. Usually practiced by blue bloods who scoff at other dogs who dine on mere chow. If there is any doubt regarding dominance, the alpha wrestles the beta to the ground and dips his balls into his/her mouth. Owners usually appreciate the gesture, but cannot figure out why this does not usually pan out well at the work place.
Tick spent the night at Rex's house. After devouring lobster and crab the night before, a double-dog double-dump was in order the next morning. Afterwards, Tick was laying down in the grass...feeling satisfied. As alpha, Rex knew that only he should be happy and started dunkin' dognuts, while saying "eat THIS!!"
Dunkin' dognuts by Bong Juice May 4, 2023
toffe and custard dognut
toffe and custard dognut by bagheadbench July 23, 2020
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