Someone obsessed with dogs to the point of annoyance. Similar to pitnutters, they believe their dogs are never at fault for anything, and could care less about the damage caused by their pets. Never leave their dogs alone, riling them up even if the dog is barking.
by sonnenraddest March 10, 2019
Get the Dognutter mug.The most annoying type of pet owner and they bring us dog-owners shame and bad reputation. They have a near-obsessive and co-dependent relationship with their dog. The pet becomes more important than any other human in their life (partner, children, or siblings). The dog is never wrong, the dog is their priority in their life, the dog never leaves their side. They can never make compromises when it comes to the pet because of its "anxiety'' (train it), they rarely ask permission to bring the dog on dates or to gatherings, they assume everyone loves their dog because its "cute". They lack dog-owner etiquettes and bring their dog to meet others in the streets, without asking permission first. Then they hate on any other dogs that don't get along with theirs. They make dog ownership a full-time job with no flexibility and act like know-it-alls.
Source: most girls in LA that I dated.
Source: most girls in LA that I dated.
"What happened with Jenny!?"
"Her therapist said she had a codependence with her dog, her husband filed for a divorce cause he didn't want to continue competing for attention with a dog and her kids call her a dognutter and hate her guts.
"How did your date go?"
"Horribly. She brought her dog to the beach and didn't go swim because the dog didn't want to get in and she just kept talking about her dog like it was the most interesting conversation to have."
"Wow, what a dognutter."
"Let's take a trip to Italy,"
"I can't, I don't trust anyone to take care of my baby a whole week, I can't survive that long without her!"
That old lady dognutter that has a barking dog or smelly one in an airplane, not caring of how stinky the dog actually is or if anyone with allergies are near.
A dognutter would say...
"Dogs are more loyal than any man I dated"
"You come secondary to my dog, sorry not sorry"
"I can't sleep without my dog next to me,"
"It's the only animal that matter, the most loyal one!"
"Her therapist said she had a codependence with her dog, her husband filed for a divorce cause he didn't want to continue competing for attention with a dog and her kids call her a dognutter and hate her guts.
"How did your date go?"
"Horribly. She brought her dog to the beach and didn't go swim because the dog didn't want to get in and she just kept talking about her dog like it was the most interesting conversation to have."
"Wow, what a dognutter."
"Let's take a trip to Italy,"
"I can't, I don't trust anyone to take care of my baby a whole week, I can't survive that long without her!"
That old lady dognutter that has a barking dog or smelly one in an airplane, not caring of how stinky the dog actually is or if anyone with allergies are near.
A dognutter would say...
"Dogs are more loyal than any man I dated"
"You come secondary to my dog, sorry not sorry"
"I can't sleep without my dog next to me,"
"It's the only animal that matter, the most loyal one!"
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The paste that accumulates between the scroat and the thigh after sever days of performing man activities (i.e. laying around eating taco bell and playing video games, working off a hangover).
Tony reached down to scratch his nuts only to realize that the dugbutter trapping his sac to his leg smelled like a two dollar hooker.
by Tony the T-hoe December 15, 2008
Get the dugbutter mug.Usually quite crazy, loves banta AF! Loves stabbing and attempting to murder partners and children! Hella cool chick. Loves to lick the flavour off peckish crackers and delights then puts them back into the box then shove in the pantry for the whole family to enjoy! Usually has big boozziizzz and no ass! Usually blames her lost wine, food, car keys, pills, shampoo, hair products on the kids! Tends to have alcoholic partner! All in all gotta love ya a Danutta
by JamesCharlesatyourdoor August 9, 2019
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The moment I saw that AF colonel's daughter drinking a glass of cold milk at the bar, I knew I had to dognutt her.
Back in the day, all I ever did was dognutt, drive fast, and drink beer.
Back in the day, all I ever did was dognutt, drive fast, and drink beer.
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Get the denutter mug.A person, male or female whom places the well being of their pet or animal over a human being in dating and in life. The humanization of the animal by these people make dating complex. They cater more to then than they do to you, and if you aren't comfortable they seldom care. They are resilient to change.
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