dog wank 

a dog having a wank. sometimes for prolonged periods of time if they don't have balls

sarah: "harry's having a dog wank in the middle of the garden"
emma: "serious? dude that's top!"
sarah: "nah"

dog wank by sarah July 18, 2004

Dog Wank 

Something that is terrible, poor, bad or disgraceful

"That car is so dog wank, it couldn't drive you an inch

Dog Wank by Bambos The Greek April 25, 2022

Wank Dog

a common dog found masturbating. usually found in parks or laybye's in the buxton area

ohhh mate look at that wank dog!, WANK DOG!!!

Wank Dog by YeS ITz BaLLBaG ALRiTe =D June 24, 2010

dog wanker 

Someone who masturbates dogs.

Von (416) is a dog wanker.

dog wanker by Alex January 18, 2004

dog wanker 

Slang term for the most boring person you could ever meet. A Dog Wanker has a tendency to try and hold a conversation with you, despite the fact you show no interest in what he has to say. A Dog Wanker will never take the hint!

"I f**king hate that guy, he's a real dog wanker."

dog wanker by Irish84 October 28, 2005

Dog Wankerer 

Wanks the canine species off, usually for financial gain. Often found around Nogzy, with a dogs lipstick in one hand, and a Krispy Kreme in the other. Can be quite aggro in their local environment. Easy to spot with their large heads and ever growing collection of exotic dogs.

Eh lad, you still at that boss job? Nah lad, swerved it to become a dog wankerer. Only takes me 45 seconds to make 300 quid. Sound.

Dog Wankerer by DietCokeMan June 24, 2021

dog wanker 

A large person who wanks his dog off

shez is such a dog wanker

dog wanker by Goldenhill July 27, 2004