Slang term for the most boring person you could ever meet. A Dog Wanker has a tendency to try and hold a conversation with you, despite the fact you show no interest in what he has to say. A Dog Wanker will never take the hint!
"I f**king hate that guy, he's a real dog wanker."
by Irish84 October 23, 2005
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1. One who beats off a dog. This may include saying such words as "red rocket" while in the process.

2. One who produces "dog milk"
Kevin the dog wanker rapidly thrusted his hand over his dog's penis.
by Max S. March 31, 2004
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A term of endearment for someone who has just given you a shit job or made you look like a cunt, usually said under your breath or out of earshot of the offending party,
Hey Terry, that bloke's a fuckin dog wanker.

I agree David, a dog wanker indeed.
by Fieryjack October 12, 2006
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