Definitions by Goldenhill

dog wanker 

A large person who wanks his dog off

shez is such a dog wanker

dog wanker by Goldenhill July 27, 2004

northern muppet

A person usually from the yorkshire area, drinks bitter, shits themselves after to many bitters, likes egg chasing, and shags cats

Sulky is a northern muppet

northern muppet by Goldenhill July 27, 2004