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Doofus
Doofus by Bonehead5000 February 5, 2020
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doffus • doffuodicufke • doofus • dogfuck • dofus • diffuser • doff • Doffy • dogfucking • Diffusion
diffuser
A modified down tube for a water pipe that instead of just having one large hole opening into the water, instead the glass comes to a closed tip, along which are several smaller holes. This supposedly cools the smoke before being inhaled by diffusing (spreading) the smoke over a larger area.
Doofus Comedy
Comedy in which humor is derived more from the stupidity of characters than from an origiinal storyline or situation.
I prefer the original character of Ace Ventura over any characters played by Adam Sandler or David Spade in their doofus comedy films.
Doofus Comedy by Robopoet February 27, 2010
Dofuwani
Dofuwani is the ship name for One Piece antagonists Crocodile and Doflamingo. The only ship that the writer himself seems to ship as well.
Two villains being fabulous together. Doflamingo is a god and his god is Crocodile, together they make Dofuwani.
Synonyms: perfection, OTP, True Love
Two villains being fabulous together. Doflamingo is a god and his god is Crocodile, together they make Dofuwani.
Synonyms: perfection, OTP, True Love
P1: Dofuwani is cute
P2 (who is Doflamingo in a wig): OF GOURSE ITS CUTE, YOU SEE THIS SEKSI BEAST?! (HOLDS UP PICTURE OF CROCODILE) THIS MAN WITH TONS OF CAKE AND BOOTIFUL MOOBS?! THIS MY HUSBAND!
Two evil people being gay together= Dofuwani.
P1: I’m looking for perfection.
P2: do you mean Dofuwani?
P2 (who is Doflamingo in a wig): OF GOURSE ITS CUTE, YOU SEE THIS SEKSI BEAST?! (HOLDS UP PICTURE OF CROCODILE) THIS MAN WITH TONS OF CAKE AND BOOTIFUL MOOBS?! THIS MY HUSBAND!
Two evil people being gay together= Dofuwani.
P1: I’m looking for perfection.
P2: do you mean Dofuwani?
Dofuwani by Moviestarintraining March 13, 2021
jg doff
Originally coined as an error from the words "jg diff" which originated from the popular battle royale League of Legends, it was used to demean others by claiming them as a doff. It has now transcended its original meaning and can now mean anything and everything at the same time.
jg doff by Sharky_boy May 19, 2021
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dead drop
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026
No Surprises Wedding
A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
ulzzang
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026
EBK
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Yap Trap
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
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Blexas
Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.
Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.