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Originally used in reference to those who aren't up to the common norms of intelligence, it is now used for those who not only do not have the intelligence to assess certain matters of import, but also do not have the correct information or wherewithal to do so.
Don't be such a doff.
doff by Captain A February 7, 2005
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Designated Obnoxious Fat Friend

Everyone in a group of bros has a doff.
Shut up doff

yo doff go get me some water
doff by Mr.©∫ December 14, 2010
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When your skateboard rolls away, but as you're running after it, someone takes it
Dude, you just got doffed

Hey, lets doff that skateboard
Doff by ShaniquaDay June 12, 2009
To have sexual intercourse with, often used in a lighthearted manner.
Have you seen Nicola recently?
Yeah, I'd doff that!

Hi Paul, fancy a quick doff?
doff by PaulB September 6, 2007
Another word to describe someone or something "silly" or "stupid".
That person is a 'DOFF'.
DOFF by anonymous August 11, 2022

doff me a hat

a phrase meaning

1) show me respect please and/or show me more respect that you are currently showing me

2) (offensive/rude) a man asking a woman to drop everything she is doing and immediately give him a blowjob
girlfriend: please doff me a hat and appreciate me more, i could your dinner everyday.

boyfriend: no, you should doff me a hat; i would like you to be able to give me more blowjobs.
doff me a hat by Uncle Dimma August 28, 2013
Originally coined as an error from the words "jg diff" which originated from the popular battle royale League of Legends, it was used to demean others by claiming them as a doff. It has now transcended its original meaning and can now mean anything and everything at the same time.
jg doff by Sharky_boy May 19, 2021
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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