Doecke

A guy who thinks he's a major womaniser, but is often found masterbating by this mother.

Uses his jizz as anti pimple cream

Term also for goody goody christian

Guys who are afraid of going down on girls and anal sex

"Man, I rubbed some of my Doecke over my face this mornin' and it's really cleared up my pimp daddies."

" Dudde all the girls were Doecke'n me at club lastnight ended up having a threesome!" - Friend " didn't you say you're mum caught you havin a flog ?!"

"Yo did you lick Jessica's pussy?" - Naaa man thats gross , so Doecke!"

" I love Jesus and he loves me. It's soo Doecke

by Bogle9 October 15, 2019

Monster Docked

Originating from the term dock and docking monster docked is when a similar act is performed but instead of the foreskin being used, the recipient receives the penis of another man through the japs eye.

Man you should of seen it Dion was getting intimate with Chucky, his penis is that small he was monster docked.. Dion must be 3 inches when it’s rock solid...

by Dirk Rictor2 August 1, 2019

Deckerstar

A ship that will never get in bed together unless hell freezes over

Hey did you see that hell froze over?

Omg! That means Deckerstar finally had sex!

by Lucifannnn June 15, 2019

the upper decker

the act of deficating in the upper tank of ones toilet leaving a foul stench undiscovered with the remnants of muddy water

before i got kicked out of that bar last night i gave them the upper decker

by face vol.4 May 23, 2009

Cocker Docker

A large floppy-like penis

Zack: I'm sorry, but I have a bigger penis than you

Logan: No shit dude, you have a cocker docker

by Shane Whitey November 12, 2012

Theo Decker

to “Theo Decker” is to be in deep denial about your gayness. This is often when somebody suffers with deep rooted internalized homophobia and compulsory heterosexuality. A “Theo Decker” might even be in love with somebody of the same sex without admitting it to themselves.

Theo Decker was a repressed homosexual in love with his best friend

“That guy’s a total Theo Decker!”

by broadwaybyler December 16, 2018

Double decker biscuit

Someone who is really cute and very thick

That girl looks like a whole double decker biscuit

by Score!! February 25, 2019