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A portmanteau describing a terminally-degreed person having no common sense and minimal social skills.
My professor is a doctard
doctard by Super_G April 24, 2016
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Covid Doctator 

Mixture of COVID, doctor and dictator

A medical person who takes pleasure in bossing other people around, using her/his level of seniority. Apparently is an ?expert with regards to treatment of COVID. Does not see any patient with COVID by themselves, but makes others see on their behalf.

DOCTATOR - mixture of (DOCTOR and DICTATOR)
That doctor who has not attempted to see a single patient with suspected COVID is forcing me to treat this patient. That person is a real ‘Covid Doctator’.
1. A doctor or med student who wears his medical coat and stethascope around in public to impress people and get noticed. A combination of the words doctor and retard.

2. A person who thinks that becoming a doctor is the end all, be all of existance.
"Look at that doctard over at the bar with his lab coat on!"
doctard by doctor_evil_69 February 21, 2003

doctatorship 

the dictatorship of doctors; the system of medical coercion that includes the mandatory methods of treatment enforced by hospitals and insurance companies. A patient has no choice. Medical totalitarianism.
They oblige me to follow this course of treatment because it is most profitable for the clinic. Doctatorship is no less dangerous for the society than political dictatorship is. We live under the regime of medical fascism.
doctatorship by Mike March 30, 2008

Doctarded 

Anyone who is clueless about understanding a doctor's diagnosis and/or hospital/health care terminology.
Being the doctarded person I am, I had no idea what a hysterectomy was until yesterday ...nor did I know how to spel it.
Doctarded by Chad Wieland February 6, 2009
DoctorT plays WWII Online and claims to be good at it, but he is terrible. He blames it on his RAM-less computer but it's actually because he lacks skill. He couldn't hit the broadside of a depot!
DoctorT got ran over by an opel...what a n00b!
doctort by ... February 8, 2005