1. An inappropriate, crude, or shocking statement or phrase that is almost always followed by an exclamation of "Darrin!! Oh my god!!!"
2. Word vomit that is often intended to shock or surprise. Always overtly crass and inappropriate.
Darrin: well, if you didn't want to end up pregnant you should have taken it in the ass.
Linda: Darrin!! Oh my God!!!
Darrin: You know your boyfriends sperm count is high if you have to chew before you swallow.
Suzanne: Darrin!! Oh my God!!!
Darrin: So... Just wondering if your mom has plastic slip covers on her couch. Just wondering if she's a squirter or not?
Linda: Darrin!!! No no no! (Face palm)
Darrin: Here's a Darrinism for you...Bite the pillow, I'm coming in dry!!!
Linda and Suzanne: What the hell!!! No!!!
Darrin
Dabinism is the moral and religious belief that our one true creator is Dabin Woo, who has created the the Ted talk: the power of K-pop ( a searchable youtube video) and attempts to keep her life together by dancing or something
The belief that there are three goddesses, Sykansa, the goddes who created the sky, Ocaina, the goddess who created sea, and Erathna, the goddess who created land. These goddesses went to create everything else afterwards, like animals, plants, and fungi.
Person 1: hey, what's your religion?
Person 2: Dorinism.
Person 1: what's that?
Person 2: i believe in Sykansa, Ocaina, and Erathna.
Person 1: I have no idea who those are
Any combination of two or more words to create a single more efficent and better word with a possible new definition that breaks literary rules and comprehension. And Dominic's wife cant handle it.
LEANNE: HEY DOM, CAN YOU GO TO THE STORE TO GET SOME GLUTEN FREE CRACKERS?
DOMINIC: SURE, I WILL PICK SOME GLEEKERS UP FOR YOU!
LEANNE: HUH?
DOMINIC: BECAUSE IM SO HAPPY TO STOP WATCHING FOOTBALL TO GO DRIVE IN A SNOWSTORM TO PICK UP CRACKERS IT FILLS ME WITH GLEE.
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).