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Don't do the crime, if you can't do the time. 

A "hip" expression of the 1960's-70's that advises you not to do something risky unless you are willing and able to accept the full weight of the consequences.

Ironically popularized by the theme song to the TV show "Baretta" starring Robert Blake.
Fred: "I'm losing my license for drunk driving..."

Charlie: "Quit complaining! You know what they tell you: 'don't do the crime if you can't do the time!'"

You didn't do the thing I said

What do you mean?
Hym "I mean... You didn't do the thing I said. Like, it's not a fucking riddle. You can be mealy-mouthed about what constitutes 'the creator of AI'all you want. YOU KNOW WHAT I MEANT when I said the thing I said. And there is only one way to turn it off."

Condom on his dick but he can't do the trick 

During sex he had a condom on his dick but he could not make his girlfriend cum.
Her ex-boyfriend had a condom on his dick but he can't do the trick when they have sex.

don’t do the dummy

Don’t do the dummy means don’t act stupid , don’t play like you don’t know when you really know.
Girl: who is Mya with heart eyes and heart texting you , Rashad?
Boy: who?
Girl: Don’t do the dummy , you know exactly who tf Mya is

Can't afford to pay the fines, don't do the crime

People pay fine after making a mistake.

Very simple concept to understand folks.
If you can't afford to pay the fines, don't do the crime!!!

U know i can't do the waterdrop 

a quote from the legend himself, simon.b.k. He was having an epic beatbox battle with a pal, when suddenly he was faced with a challenge to for even the legend, the idol, a man of much respect and honor. He.... *cries in shame* could in fact not do the waterdrop sound effect :(
"u know i can't do the waterdrop"
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
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Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
Word of the Day on October 18, 2026

fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
Word of the Day on October 17, 2026
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