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splerv dervish 

a fat cone spliff (marijuana and tobacco). The thing about a splerv dervish is it has to be smoked by a couple of fucks.
"i want hot fresh donuts for my babyfat, and some splerv dervish to go with my taint"
splerv dervish by ausm Bullocks August 17, 2011
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When you do something stupid!

Another word for ‘retard
“Man, I’ve just drove to see my girlfriend and ran out of fuel!!”
“Oh my god!! You derv!!”
Derv by Makunt Izichi December 27, 2018
Diesel fuel intended for use in road vehicles and taxed accordingly. British English. Pronounced "durv" to rhyme with curve. Originally an acronym for Diesel Engined Road Vehicle.

Background: Diesel fuel in Britain is supplied in two forms, derv for road vehicles, and cheaper, lower-taxed "gas oil" or "red diesel" for boats, generators, agricultural equipment, construction plant and other non-road use. The two forms are coloured and chemically tagged to enable inspectors to distinguish between them. The tags can be detected in *extremely* small concentrations, and the use of gas-oil in a road vehicle is an offence punishable with *very* heavy fines (Hell hath no fury like a government denied tax revenue).
The price of a gallon of derv has gone up again.
derv by RB1956 March 25, 2008
Dervla - nicest person you want to meet, witty, intelligent, caring and loving, the name encapulates kindness and loyalty, but she is free spirited and can slip out of your hands so if you get one to sit on your hand and not run, be very grateful and don't let her go but don't hold too tight or she do a runner in the night - also know as Derv You can only love a Dervla if you get one, don't let it go
Dervla known as Derv (ie) Derv is so cool, we love Derv
Dervla by CoolCheese November 23, 2011

dervrielle 

Gay bus driver who is mean to white boys and is homosexual
He is such a dervrielle

Gay bus driver
A loving,caring individual. One who gives awesome advice, will forget their problems to help you out. One who can make anything funny.
Not forgetting to mention very handsome.
He has LOVEABLE written all over him
Oh look..Dervon gave this to me when i was all depressed.
Dervon by bfndkfklmd July 8, 2011