derve

To have ones penis sucked. Blowjob

...with the really tight mouth gave me a derve last night.

by AngryJ May 10, 2008

derve

Derve is an alternative word for alcohol. It can also be used to describe the consumption of alcohol.

"You on the derve tonight lad?"

Michael: Live to derve
Ben: Derve to live

by Dervetbh January 12, 2012

whores-derve

A quick bang with a skank or easy trashy chick very early in the night just to get a sure thing out of the way in case a better thing does not work out later.

Dude, did you just hook up with that?
Yeah, figured I would have a little "whores-derve" to start the night out right.

by Kirby NOLE November 2, 2014

Papa Derek

A butthungry gay lord named Derek with a daddy kink. Never satisfied, one snack will not fill him up (he has been known to chain-swallow and he will never pass up the opportunity for an eclaire). Typically accompanied by a younger pet male companion, he can turn any room into a winter wonderland. Papa Derek has truly mastered the art of the snow angel.

"Did you see the room after that guy and his boy toy finished?"

"Yeah I did, it was still snowing in there four hours later! Talk about a Papa Derek!"

by BowelMovement69 May 25, 2020

Derealisation

A sense of detachment from reality, where surroundings appear distorted, perceptions are twisted and strangely disturbing. You may feel like you're trapped in a nightmare, enshrouded in a fog where time and space are slowed.

You know life is shite when in the grip of a derealisation episode.

by Shougo March 24, 2022

Derek Bum

A legendary man who possesses the Kitchen Gun.

Hi, I'm Derek Bum!

by [LAN CORD EJECTED] April 26, 2020

Eat shit , derek.

Quote from the movie Step Brothers. Should be said to every asshole you meet on a daily basis.

Slappy- " hurhurhur faggot , do you even lift?"

Intelligent, charismatic, caring young man- "Eat shit , derek."

Slappy-" ....my name is Slappy..."

by Mother Of All Fuck November 4, 2013