Derv

When you do something stupid!

Another word for ‘retard’

“Man, I’ve just drove to see my girlfriend and ran out of fuel!!”
“Oh my god!! You derv!!”

by Makunt Izichi December 27, 2018

derv

Diesel fuel intended for use in road vehicles and taxed accordingly. British English. Pronounced "durv" to rhyme with curve. Originally an acronym for Diesel Engined Road Vehicle.

Background: Diesel fuel in Britain is supplied in two forms, derv for road vehicles, and cheaper, lower-taxed "gas oil" or "red diesel" for boats, generators, agricultural equipment, construction plant and other non-road use. The two forms are coloured and chemically tagged to enable inspectors to distinguish between them. The tags can be detected in *extremely* small concentrations, and the use of gas-oil in a road vehicle is an offence punishable with *very* heavy fines (Hell hath no fury like a government denied tax revenue).

The price of a gallon of derv has gone up again.

by RB1956 March 25, 2008

derv

The term derv means homosexuality, often used in Australia as slang for people who act straight but are homosexual.

Look at that derv over there, just go and die derv

by keyboard warrior 324 December 14, 2015

Derv

Derv- 1 A person who is very unreliable, untrustworthy.

2 A person who always rips people off; usually on drugs

Yo fool you need some nug?
Fuck you Derv!

by Streetratderv April 9, 2010

derv

dartford slang for crap morrocan hash

i rather go without

by les nolan December 28, 2003

Derv

Noun - A terrifying deformed creature with the screaming abilities of it's Pterodactyl ancestors.

Verb: Derv, Derving, Derved - To derv something is to royally fuck it up.

You really derved it this time pal.

Ash: Oh shit, I just crashed my dad's volvo.
Alex: Yep, you proper derved it.

by BigJohnnyBravo October 9, 2018

derv apparel

a custom gangster tall hoodie company, for skiers and snowboarders. Straight outta the bay..Northern Ontario.

Damn, look at that gangster derv apparel hoodie.

by derv apparel June 21, 2010