Someone who is obsessed with Leonardo Wilhelm DiCaprio. Don't mess with these bitches, coz they will Fuck. You. Up. You. They come in all ages. You should never mention that he is old enough to be their dad, or that he has never won an Oscar.
Person:"Leonardo DiCaprio don't deserve no Oscar"
Dicaprihoe:"prepare to die, mother fucker!"
Boy:"why do girls like Titanic so much?"
Dicaprihoe"Leo, duh"
Angelina- I just got back from Thailand Brad- Oh, that sounds awful
Angelina- No, I was on vacation in Phuket
Brad- duCap!
Angelina- I brought home another kid anyway.
1. A talented actor with a quite diverse career, he has ranged from movies including "What's Eating Gilbert Grape" to "Titanic" to "Shutter Island" to "The Wolf of Wall Street", he can play multiple characters and speak in multiple accents as he has shown in blood diamond where he spoke in a African accent. Although almost every movie he is in, is critically acclaimed, he has never won an Oscar although many people say that he should have by now, multiple times.
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.