Ditchknob 

A name you call someone when they say something downright idiotic.

idiotic person: dude, i found a 15 dollar bill yesterday

response: you're a ditchknob

Ditchknob by iliketodanse December 2, 2010

dishknob 

Someone who displays less than average intelligence while attempting to be clever.

Aaron thought he was being clever by asking if herpes smells funny, but really, he's just a total dishknob.

dishknob by runtimeerror July 2, 2011

dishknob 

Dishknob is a game such as doorknob when one farts but instead dishknob is called when a person leaves his or her used dishes in a common area for more than 24 hours. When you call dishknob all people present may punch the culprit until they have returned the dish to the sink. This is a efficient game to keep college apartments clean and insect free.
the only difference in dishknob is there is no safety

-yo dude you left your beer mug in the living room 2 days ago. dishknob!
-:punch: :punch: :punch:
-dish in sink and lesson learned

dishknob by 1240 April 18, 2009

dicknob 

Someone who is so annoying that to call them only one penis-based-insult just isn't enough.

A compound insult that should be reserved for truly special individuals.

A bit like twatcunt.

Peter: I say! That man's pissing in our front garden.

Susan: What a dicknob! Fetch the musket.

dicknob by jwgrooves October 11, 2010

Email Dicknob 

1. A person that consistently responds to email in the most arrogant and / or demeaning way possible in as few words as possible, but when in face to face interactions are kind and considerate.

2. A person that sends an email response equivalent to one word for every sentence received.

Example #1. I was surprised by what a nice guy John Doe was, because he is such an "email dicknob".

Example #2. Original Email Message:
John Doe, it was great to meet with you today. I enjoyed the opportunity to discuss our potential for partnering together in this exciting joint venture. I know that we have the right plan in place, and look forward to our long term success.

John Doe Response

- Me too

Email Dicknob by Scottrude May 27, 2010

Dicknob 

An asshole

Shut up, dicknob!

Dicknob by ????? November 19, 2003

dickknob 

a complete loser who thinks they are all that. most likely thinking that they know everything and usually end up making a complete ass of themselves

open the fucking door you dickknob

dickknob by questionable-sanity June 18, 2008