Ditchknob
Ditchknob by iliketodanse December 2, 2010
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dishknob
Aaron thought he was being clever by asking if herpes smells funny, but really, he's just a total dishknob.
dishknob by runtimeerror July 2, 2011
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dishknob
Dishknob is a game such as doorknob when one farts but instead dishknob is called when a person leaves his or her used dishes in a common area for more than 24 hours. When you call dishknob all people present may punch the culprit until they have returned the dish to the sink. This is a efficient game to keep college apartments clean and insect free.
the only difference in dishknob is there is no safety
the only difference in dishknob is there is no safety
Email Dicknob
1. A person that consistently responds to email in the most arrogant and / or demeaning way possible in as few words as possible, but when in face to face interactions are kind and considerate.
2. A person that sends an email response equivalent to one word for every sentence received.
2. A person that sends an email response equivalent to one word for every sentence received.
Example #1. I was surprised by what a nice guy John Doe was, because he is such an "email dicknob".
Example #2. Original Email Message:
John Doe, it was great to meet with you today. I enjoyed the opportunity to discuss our potential for partnering together in this exciting joint venture. I know that we have the right plan in place, and look forward to our long term success.
John Doe Response
- Me too
Example #2. Original Email Message:
John Doe, it was great to meet with you today. I enjoyed the opportunity to discuss our potential for partnering together in this exciting joint venture. I know that we have the right plan in place, and look forward to our long term success.
John Doe Response
- Me too
Email Dicknob by Scottrude May 27, 2010
dickknob
a complete loser who thinks they are all that. most likely thinking that they know everything and usually end up making a complete ass of themselves
dickknob by questionable-sanity June 18, 2008
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