dicknob 

Someone who is so annoying that to call them only one penis-based-insult just isn't enough.

A compound insult that should be reserved for truly special individuals.

A bit like twatcunt.

Peter: I say! That man's pissing in our front garden.

Susan: What a dicknob! Fetch the musket.

dicknob by jwgrooves October 11, 2010

Dicknob 

An asshole

Shut up, dicknob!

Dicknob by ????? November 19, 2003

dicknob 

Refrence to a male to abuse them because they have genital herpes or genital warts.

Yo dicknob go wash ur balls!

dicknob by rajesh kumar February 25, 2007

Email Dicknob 

1. A person that consistently responds to email in the most arrogant and / or demeaning way possible in as few words as possible, but when in face to face interactions are kind and considerate.

2. A person that sends an email response equivalent to one word for every sentence received.

Example #1. I was surprised by what a nice guy John Doe was, because he is such an "email dicknob".

Example #2. Original Email Message:
John Doe, it was great to meet with you today. I enjoyed the opportunity to discuss our potential for partnering together in this exciting joint venture. I know that we have the right plan in place, and look forward to our long term success.

John Doe Response

- Me too

Email Dicknob by Scottrude May 27, 2010

Dicknotized 

to be obsessed by the amazing powers, excellent use of, and orgasmic potential of a man's dick

Chick: "Damn, girl! Why are you smiling like an idiot?!"
Lady: "OMG! Had the most mind blowing sex last night - this guy has me dicknotized!"

Dicknotized by Word$m!th March 24, 2016

Mr. Dicknotdicked 

The nickname given to a homosexual who brags about being the giver and not the receiver in a relationship.

Also known in the UK as (Mr. Nicknotnicked)

Well if Mr. Dicknotdicked would deal with his heterosexual tendencies, maybe he

would get on bottom and fulfill his side of this poofter relationship.

Mr. Dicknotdicked by Dick Tonium July 28, 2014

dicknoff

When someone uses procrastination and delayed action by being deliberate.

We wouldn't have missed our flight if he wasn't "dicknoff " all day.

dicknoff by Mixxedbag May 11, 2016