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dicknob by rajesh kumar February 25, 2007
Email Dicknob
1. A person that consistently responds to email in the most arrogant and / or demeaning way possible in as few words as possible, but when in face to face interactions are kind and considerate.
2. A person that sends an email response equivalent to one word for every sentence received.
2. A person that sends an email response equivalent to one word for every sentence received.
Example #1. I was surprised by what a nice guy John Doe was, because he is such an "email dicknob".
Example #2. Original Email Message:
John Doe, it was great to meet with you today. I enjoyed the opportunity to discuss our potential for partnering together in this exciting joint venture. I know that we have the right plan in place, and look forward to our long term success.
John Doe Response
- Me too
Example #2. Original Email Message:
John Doe, it was great to meet with you today. I enjoyed the opportunity to discuss our potential for partnering together in this exciting joint venture. I know that we have the right plan in place, and look forward to our long term success.
John Doe Response
- Me too
Email Dicknob by Scottrude May 27, 2010
Dicknotized
Chick: "Damn, girl! Why are you smiling like an idiot?!"
Lady: "OMG! Had the most mind blowing sex last night - this guy has me dicknotized!"
Lady: "OMG! Had the most mind blowing sex last night - this guy has me dicknotized!"
Dicknotized by Word$m!th March 24, 2016
Mr. Dicknotdicked
The nickname given to a homosexual who brags about being the giver and not the receiver in a relationship.
Also known in the UK as (Mr. Nicknotnicked)
Also known in the UK as (Mr. Nicknotnicked)
Well if Mr. Dicknotdicked would deal with his heterosexual tendencies, maybe he
would get on bottom and fulfill his side of this poofter relationship.
would get on bottom and fulfill his side of this poofter relationship.
Mr. Dicknotdicked by Dick Tonium July 28, 2014
dicknoff
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