Combination of the word 'distracting' and 'procrastinator' - Someone who's pulling you down from whatever task is at hand by distracting you with their non-work-related antics.

Coworker: (doing work) Cut it out Janice, you're such a distractinator!

Janice: (throws paper airplane at coworker) Heads up, man- again! Hahaha!

Distractinator by opticalmask April 10, 2010

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distracting from the real issue

When you're getting called out on your bullshit and you need to quickly derail the conversation, accuse your accusers of distracting from the real issue.

"Hey could you stop talking over women?"
"I can't believe you're distracting from the real issue, class. You make me sick."

distracting from the real issue by Catty McGee July 30, 2017

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distractingly boring

an adjective for something that is so dull and mind-numbing, one cannot actually focus on it for too long

That fourteen-hour-long art film was distractingly boring

distractingly boring by teant December 1, 2010

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Distractingly Attractive

When someone is too attractive to ignore but not attractive to be entranced by them.

I hate being around her, she’s so distractingly attractive

Distractingly Attractive by Dyloog TGL March 21, 2019

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