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disthetic 

Aesthetically displeasing. Ugly.
Heavens! Turn off the TV Roger, I cannot bear to look at Vanessa Williams' disthetic face any longer! I don't have acne anyway!
disthetic by Kittridge April 9, 2008

Distextict

When someone makes mistakes whiel texting. This condition affects some people more then others. Mother's are usually affected the most.
Q - man tried to text Blain that he was feeling dislexict but he accidentally spelled distextict.
Distextict by Distextict December 13, 2014

Disthefuckappeared 

When someone you’re counting on disappears on you, and makes you very angry.
Have you seen Penelope? No man, she just disthefuckappeared!

Dietbetic 

Someone who strictly bases there food consumption on a trans fat diet. aka Fat Ass.
Dude Logan i'll give you ten buck's if you diddle the b.i.f. on that Dietbetic
Dietbetic by Boge May 26, 2007

Distheist 

Similar to an atheist in that one does not believe in gods. The main difference is that a distheist does not agree with theism... the message, the way it's delivered, the rituals involved, etc..
I oppose christians forcing their false information onto children and others. I guess that makes me a Distheist.
Distheist by FurryCatPaws July 21, 2019

Dietetical Acrasia

the lack of self-control in limiting oneself to a particular diet
In 3065, food eating competitions became legalized once again & people could not stop indulging after 30 years of food restrictions. As a result, "dietetical acrasia" became legal once again.
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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