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Crusty Diabetic
An individual who saves dried or cured semen ejaculate for the purpose of consuming at a later time similar to the relationship a diabetic has with their insulin.
So when i was done pulling out I jizzed on her butt and she layed there till i got home from work and when i walked in she flaked if off and ate it and smiled. Damn bro she is one crusty diabetic, but i still love her.
Crusty Diabetic by Ranchgirls July 14, 2020
Related Words
type one diabetic
Woah! Look at Lauren. She's a type one diabetic! She does 5 shots a day and pokes her finger 8 times each and every day! I wish I was as cool as her!
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type one diabetic by LaurenB789 November 22, 2015
Dietbetes
Person 1: "I'm actually on a diet."
Person 2: "You are going to get diabetes."
Person 1: "No I'm not! I'm on a diet!"
Person 2: "You are on dietbetes."
Person 2: "You are going to get diabetes."
Person 1: "No I'm not! I'm on a diet!"
Person 2: "You are on dietbetes."
Dietbetes by GimmeDaPoosieB0ss June 7, 2016
Diegetic
A sound which can be paired with what is happening in a film or on TV, and is either visible, or is relevant to the action.
Non-diegetic means a sound that cannot be seen on screen, nor has any direct relevance.
Non-diegetic means a sound that cannot be seen on screen, nor has any direct relevance.
Diegetic:- A war film with people firing guns, and some of the shot sounds can be seen on screen, while others cant, but remain relevant to the action.
Non-Diegetic:- A war film with the sound of a cymbal crashing shortly before someone firing. The sound is not relevant to what is happening, nor is implied to be happening on or off screen.
Non-Diegetic:- A war film with the sound of a cymbal crashing shortly before someone firing. The sound is not relevant to what is happening, nor is implied to be happening on or off screen.
Diegetic by MonopolyTycoon February 9, 2010
Diabetic Rage
Rage and / or extremely foul mood caused by blood sugar problems. Diabetic highs can also come from blood sugar but, sadly enough, diabetic rages are more common.
Kevin went crazy and flipped over a pool table in a fit of Diabetic rage- his blood sugars were through the roof.
Diabetic Rage by DrumMan44 October 5, 2007
Diabetic
Some of the most awesome group of people in the world. They are all crazy cool and shoot up everyday and get lowww.
People try to break their pancreas' to be like us. To bad only a diabetic really knows how to break another persons pancreas...we have super pancreatically invincible powers too.
p.s we are NOT type 2 diabtes..we dont get FATTY
and WE EAT ALL THE SUGAR WE WANT BITCHESSS!
and please....dont give us "sugar free candy" IT STILL HAS CARBS...which is what REALLY MATTERS...plus that stuff tastes gross.
D4L!
SHOOT UP!
People try to break their pancreas' to be like us. To bad only a diabetic really knows how to break another persons pancreas...we have super pancreatically invincible powers too.
p.s we are NOT type 2 diabtes..we dont get FATTY
and WE EAT ALL THE SUGAR WE WANT BITCHESSS!
and please....dont give us "sugar free candy" IT STILL HAS CARBS...which is what REALLY MATTERS...plus that stuff tastes gross.
D4L!
SHOOT UP!
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