Skip to main content
See I try and fuck this girl on the side so as not to be all the way gay, the this tubby bastard is a real Distasi.
Distasi by ass crayon October 21, 2007
Urban Dictionary Merch

Distanitus 

I serious illness a lot of guys suffer from it is when you spot a chick and she looks really good from across the room then you get within a 5 foot distance and she is a butterface.
Damn dawg I just had the worse case of Distanitus ever!
Distanitus by cowboygscc September 14, 2009
Related Words

Distaster 

she was a distaster, she didn't like the way I tasted and she dissed me
Distaster by JR-JG November 18, 2011
The stain that remains after accusing someone of incompetence at spelling, while misspelling the word 'disdain'.
His credibility as a word speller was distained by mispelling disdain.
Distain by Taipo January 13, 2019

Distading 

Distading is the term used for people who start and give up on many goals in quick succession.
"Distader": Hey i'm going to get 99 prayer!
Jed574: oh ok, good luck on 99 prayer!
"Distader": oh no it was too hard, i'm going for 99 agility now! :):)!
imnotpure44: oh ok.. good luck then..
"Distader": fk it, that 2 hrd i goin 2 get 99 defence!
Legend_34: ...
"Distader": i love the herblore cape...
God Plays Rs: JUST FUCK UP!
xLigit: yeah stop distading.. fuck..
Distading by TonyX- December 15, 2008

diltasia 

Most beautiful but also caring person . Often others happiness before own . Known to have a bright personality and seems to always have a smile . The world needs more of them
Diltasia
diltasia by James ward October 8, 2013

Distainted 

To grow apart from or rise above a bad reputation or disability
It took several year for her to be distainted of her reputation.
Distainted by Nakedwasp January 26, 2021
More from Urban Dictionary

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
Word of the Day on September 15, 2026
Next