speller

One who spells. One who spells correctly. Having the ablity to spell.

Antonyms: everyone who uses AIM

wonbadazzzdood2158: "hey man how r u?"
timister8425: "WTF?!"
wonbadazzzdood2158: "I asked how u r"
timister8425 has signed off

by Woodent Yu Liik Tou No April 2, 2005

Speller

Used by a Newby to practice and perfect all mannors of unspeakable sexual deeds. Enjoys being dominated and told what to do by said Newby.

Cannot find his balls cause said Newby has locked them in a safe!

Marty how does it feel to be Newby's Speller?

Check out the bad man being a speller!

by Effing and Jeffing March 7, 2008

speller

An awkward term that is used when somebody wants to mask their failure with their great spelling skills. They often aren't actually that great at spelling and could probably lose to a monkey in a spelling contest. They want scholarships from it but don't know why they aren't coming. They will probably end up being in the lower class. Unless, you know, the ScRiPpS sPeLlInG bEe comes along.

Bobbeee: Have you heard? Sundra is getting Fs in all of her classes!
Jonnie: Yeah. She's actually my ex. I'm so happy that she is failing. At least she won't follow me to MIT (Maximum Institute of Turndowns)
Sundra (from all the way across the room): Hey! That's not nice! I'm actually a speller and I will win next week's unofficial spelling contest between me and my pet orangutan! *stars sweating heavily*. Most definitely

by SchauchRodd November 2, 2021

Speller's Cramp

A grammatical affliction common among users of email, online chat, and text messaging, wherein the afflicted deem themselves too busy and too stupid to spell correctly.

"Were u at? Met me at the mal after wok and well go shoppeng. Oops. I got serous Speller's Cramp! LOL."

by tbonewilson July 21, 2009

Done a Speller

Selling a car to a compete idiot who will then pester you for months on end when things go wrong, even on parts they fitted themselves.

He's come back 5 times this week saying the wheels he put on are buckled, I think I have done a Speller

by mugland December 14, 2012

Good Speller

A person who is an angry virgin and as such has plenty of free time and an uptight disposition. They frequently correct the spelling of others for no reason other than to feel superior whilst looking and sounding like a douche to those observing.

This douchebaggery adds to the long odds of them ever having sex and thus the vicious circle continues.

"Your friend Antony is a bit of a douche"
"Yeah, he's a really good speller"

by IamStandingRightBehingYou May 19, 2010

Paranoid Speller

A person so bad at spelling they can’t believe they actually spelled a word correctly. Symptoms of this paranoia are changing the spelling of a word in question to trigger the spell check for confirmation. Or alternately stopping everything and checking an obviously non-misspelled word at dictionary.com.

“Hey did John ever finish typing up that paper?”
“Yeah but it took him forever, he’s such a Paranoid Speller.”

by jmcomedy August 30, 2011