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diseasist 

person who discriminates against diseases. just like a racist is a person who discriminates against race.
That doctor is a diseasist because she won't go near Hep C or HIV infected patient.
diseasist by hehhheh September 2, 2009

disasstracted 

also: dis-ass-tracted (which is also pronunciation)

To be distracted or otherwise temporarily useless because of a nearby hottie. See also disassatraction.

Literally a compound of distract and ass.
Steve didn't hear you because he was disasstracted by that hot blonde.
disasstracted by K_Dogg March 22, 2007

98 diseases 

the real name of Nick Lachey's band. It was once called 98 Degrees, but it was neither hot, nor cool.
Nick Lachey is gay, and Jessica Simpson is stupid for marrying him.
98 diseases by piratesrule May 13, 2004

Women Disexister 

The almighty women disexister, this man can disexist all women that he approaches. As soon as a woman approaches the almighty disexister, they become a man, or a catfish.
Fuck boy 1: "I want to be just like the women disexister one day"
Fuck boy 2: "Me too."

Disasster 

noun

(Other wise known as a catASStrophe or a bummer)
- A non-specific ass- related tragedy,

such as but not limited to;

1. When you find out she's not into anal.
2. When her fine ass turns out to be the work of her fake ass panties.
3. When you hear her fart and it sounds the plug was pulled out of a bathtub.

4. When you realise the fine ass you were checking out, is a man's.

5. When her ass is HUGE... and so is her Brown eye.

6. Her ass and her vagina are the same hole.
7. When he shits himself trying to force fart.

Etc.
Daniel sneezed and then farted. Jenny thought she had heard a clown with hayfever who'd dropped a balloon so air was spluttering out... "that's weird"; she thought, "we're not at the circus" and then the smell hit her and she realised the disasster...as Daniel waddled off she realised he'd shat himself again.
Disasster by rapunzabel June 10, 2017

Athenius Diseasus 

Disease derived of some sort of mental illness. Side effects include extreme stress, delusion, hyperactive breathing, raised heart rate, obsessive behavior, obsession with cockroaches and more. First found in 2018 in a man named Nick, it is believed to be developed through the nature of our society. No cures are known of this time. This disease is also rumored to be caused through PTSD due to a person named Athena.
Nick has Athenius Diseasus, he'll never be the same again!
Athenius Diseasus by pseudoplane March 24, 2019
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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