diseasist

someone who is opposed to having sexual relations with someone who has a sexually transmitted infection.

No way I'd fuck a whore, I'm a diseasist.

by Bejabbers August 8, 2008

diseasist

person who discriminates against diseases. just like a racist is a person who discriminates against race.

That doctor is a diseasist because she won't go near Hep C or HIV infected patient.

by hehhheh September 2, 2009

disasstracted

also: dis-ass-tracted (which is also pronunciation)

To be distracted or otherwise temporarily useless because of a nearby hottie. See also disassatraction.

Literally a compound of distract and ass.

Steve didn't hear you because he was disasstracted by that hot blonde.

by K_Dogg March 22, 2007

98 diseases

the real name of Nick Lachey's band. It was once called 98 Degrees, but it was neither hot, nor cool.

Nick Lachey is gay, and Jessica Simpson is stupid for marrying him.

by piratesrule May 13, 2004

Women Disexister

The almighty women disexister, this man can disexist all women that he approaches. As soon as a woman approaches the almighty disexister, they become a man, or a catfish.

Fuck boy 1: "I want to be just like the women disexister one day"
Fuck boy 2: "Me too."

by TheBigPrisoner July 27, 2021

Disasster

noun

(Other wise known as a catASStrophe or a bummer)
- A non-specific ass- related tragedy,

such as but not limited to;

1. When you find out she's not into anal.
2. When her fine ass turns out to be the work of her fake ass panties.
3. When you hear her fart and it sounds the plug was pulled out of a bathtub.

4. When you realise the fine ass you were checking out, is a man's.

5. When her ass is HUGE... and so is her Brown eye.

6. Her ass and her vagina are the same hole.
7. When he shits himself trying to force fart.

Etc.

Daniel sneezed and then farted. Jenny thought she had heard a clown with hayfever who'd dropped a balloon so air was spluttering out... "that's weird"; she thought, "we're not at the circus" and then the smell hit her and she realised the disasster...as Daniel waddled off she realised he'd shat himself again.

by rapunzabel June 10, 2017

Athenius Diseasus

Disease derived of some sort of mental illness. Side effects include extreme stress, delusion, hyperactive breathing, raised heart rate, obsessive behavior, obsession with cockroaches and more. First found in 2018 in a man named Nick, it is believed to be developed through the nature of our society. No cures are known of this time. This disease is also rumored to be caused through PTSD due to a person named Athena.

Nick has Athenius Diseasus, he'll never be the same again!

by pseudoplane March 24, 2019