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Athenius Diseasus 

Disease derived of some sort of mental illness. Side effects include extreme stress, delusion, hyperactive breathing, raised heart rate, obsessive behavior, obsession with cockroaches and more. First found in 2018 in a man named Nick, it is believed to be developed through the nature of our society. No cures are known of this time. This disease is also rumored to be caused through PTSD due to a person named Athena.
Nick has Athenius Diseasus, he'll never be the same again!
Athenius Diseasus by pseudoplane March 24, 2019

diseaseous

Bound to give you a disease if in contact or consumed.
Eating maggot cheese is diseaseous.
Or
That landfill is diseaseous, don’t touch anything!
diseaseous by JSlice! June 29, 2019

Disesious penious 

When a couple or more people go have sec and the dick isn’t wet enough it gets stuck in the vag and hurts the dick really bad that’s why condoms are a thing
How was you one night stand

Not good I now have disesious penious

Diseasus 

The God of STD's, hemorrhoids and other sicknesses that dampen your day. Giving a prayer every now and then to Diseasus will greatly increase your resilience to harmful shit.
Guy 1: Did you see the whore I rammed this morning? Good thing Diseasus is my homeboy.
Diseasus by Pantyninja85 February 9, 2010

distarious 

Disturbing and hilarious. Synonym of Hilturbing. (hilarious and disturbing.)
A: I can't quite describe it but is disturbing in a way but also hilarious, for some reason?
B: it's distarious
distarious by Dandelion Witch June 28, 2022

Dissaxious 

DIS-SA-SHIS
Experiencing unease; nervousness over seeing someone hurt(emotionally) by you.
Upon seeing her old friend, a dissaxious feeling corrupted her.
Dissaxious by ASD.LOADING... October 3, 2023
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026
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