Dista 

Has a strong resting-bitch-face, make people think that the person is cold-hearted but actually is a softie. Loves to hang out, but chilling alone is fun too. Has an unique way to think which make the audiences impressed. Loves to sing in the shower but somehow is shy when there are a lot of people that are in one room with them. If it's a woman, she is an independent woman. If it's a man, he has a strong leadership. A good listener but rather keep their own problems alone.

God, she's such a "dista"

Dista by haechal123 November 22, 2021

Selective Social Distancing 

Continuing to practice social distancing after the pandemic ends towards jerks, people who smell bad and in general, anybody you don’t want in your life

After I had coffee with him few times, I decided to practice selective social distancing from him because he wanted me to meet his parents

Selective Social Distancing by rtalati April 14, 2020

Distance Snob 

A person on the internet who refuses to make a connection or become friends with another individual based purely on the fact that there is too much geographic distance between the two.

"Eric is such a Distance Snob. He won't be friends with anyone who isn't within ten miles of his house!"

"Can you believe what a Distance Snob she is? If you aren't located in her city she deletes your friendship!"

"I used to be a Distance Snob. But that was before I realized there were cool people who lived more than a half hour away from me."

Distance Snob by babysue.com October 17, 2011

Dating Dictator 

An individual who cannot get their own dating in order, so instead they attempt to dictate to others who, if, how and why those others date in order to feel relevant.

A dating Dictator often tends to sit on dating related videos on YouTube, attempting to dictate to people they will never meet how to date..

"you should be a man and ask out this person, take her here, buy her this specific gift, and buy her dinner" - dating dictator

Dating Dictator by Based Fiend July 4, 2022

Scrotal distancing 

Socially distancing yourself from work or other activities because you had a vasectomy.

I can't go to work today because I am practicing scrotal distancing.

Scrotal distancing by tbow252 May 16, 2020

Desta 

She is a cute petite girl with a bubbly personality. Very loyal friend and a compassionate human. Gives her all to her loved ones. Loves to listen to music and dance. Always up for a good time! She’s a down to earth girl who wears her heart on her sleeve. Hopeless romantic who wants her happily ever after. An amazing best friend and girlfriend you’ll want in your life forever

Desta is a social butterfly

Desta by Starwarssanta October 4, 2018

Dietary Viber 

A dietary viber is someone who feeds of off some else's vibes.

Steve: Man, Cool Joe is so rad! Look at all of those dudes taking in his dietary viber.
Mark: Steve, how could you not take in his vibe?

Dietary Viber by PWS27 April 27, 2017