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Dishwhore 

1. A woman who tries to look sexy by eating certain foods at a party but fails at it and usually ends up eating several platters of food.

2. A fat woman who stuffs food into her vagina, waits a few hours, and then eats it when she thinks that nobody is looking.
1. "the dishwhore has already gone through two plates of cherries tonight."

2. "the dishwhore was seen stuffing herself with cupcakes this morning."
Dishwhore by JKJK18 February 27, 2011
Words you can keep

dinowhore 

Dinosaurs were huge, so a dinowhore is a giant, dinosaur-sized whore.
Wow, that shirt is skin tight. What a dinowhore.

dinowhore 

pronounced dino (as in dinosaur) - and whore (as in whore, slut etc...)

when i was faced with the question, "what do you call someone older than a cougar??" i brilliantly came up with dinowhore... its an old ass woman who is still at the bar picking up young drunk men in her 60's, 70's and 80's... they are a rare bread but they do exist... they are a lot more sly then cougars... they lure their prey with cookies and warm milk.
"Dude!!! Look at that dinowhore over there!!! i wonder if the drapes match the carpet????"

"Hey... i think that dinowhore's teeth just fell out on the dance floor...."

i am trying not to be mean to old people... but it is kinda funny...
dinowhore by Weedy McBongsmoke December 10, 2010

Dishonored 

a pretty fun game released in 2012. Kinda steampunk but instead of steam everything's powered by whale oil. Magic and a low/high chaos system to get a good or bad ending. You assume the role of royal protector Corvo Attano of the Empress of the Isles Jessamine Kaldwin, who is secretly your lover. Jessamine is killed by the assassin Daud and his men, and they kidnap your daughter Emily. You're framed for Jessamine's murder by the Royal Spymaster and sent to prison and tortured for 6 months, after which you start the game.
Person 1: hey dude have you played Dishonored?

Person 2: nah man never heard of it.

Person 1: aw man you should've seen me dismembering corrupt city watch guards!

Person 2: sounds fun
Dishonored by I_want_die July 18, 2019
You get guys juct to get their dicks, once you get their dicks you get rid of them, leaveing you a one night whore and a dickwhore as we call it.
Alicia is a dickwhore, she only went out with Nick to get his dick then to get rid of him, now she is hated by all and is a dickwhore.
dickwhore by Tia March 18, 2004

Mt. Dishmore 

The towering monstrosity enveloping your sink and the surrounding countertops; comprised of 40% cups and glasses, 25% pots and pans, 15% plates, 5% flatware, 15% food and other undesireables.
alt. Dish Jenga
To roomates: "We seriously need to take care of Mt. Dishmore before my parent's visit next week."

Dyswhoreia

A specific form of dysphoria in which the sufferer desires to fuck everybody, but is so horrifically unattractive that they are incapable of scoring with anybody. The abject failure to achieve wanton promiscuity (i.e. to become a "whore") typically results in the sufferer experiencing feelings of extreme anxiety, sexual frustration, and denial.
"That fugly troll from the bar tried to dry hump me again last night. I told her I wouldn't hit that with a stolen dick, but she doesn't understand 'no'. It's the worst case of dyswhoreia I've ever seen."
Dyswhoreia by Admiral Viggo September 19, 2016
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
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1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
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