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Dyswhoreia

A specific form of dysphoria in which the sufferer desires to fuck everybody, but is so horrifically unattractive that they are incapable of scoring with anybody. The abject failure to achieve wanton promiscuity (i.e. to become a "whore") typically results in the sufferer experiencing feelings of extreme anxiety, sexual frustration, and denial.
"That fugly troll from the bar tried to dry hump me again last night. I told her I wouldn't hit that with a stolen dick, but she doesn't understand 'no'. It's the worst case of dyswhoreia I've ever seen."
Dyswhoreia by Admiral Viggo September 19, 2016
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Sobriety Dysphoria 

so·bri·e·ty dys·pho·ri·a

/səˈbrīədē disˈfôrēə/

A state of unease or generalized dissatisfaction with being sober
I'ma call the plug. My Sobriety Dysphoria is really acting up today.

Dysphoria Hoodie 

a Dysphoria Hoodie is a hoodie worn, typically by a transgender guy, to mask their body shapes. a dysphoria hoodie is typicaly sightly oversized in order to properly mask certain body shapes. it is also rarely washed because you probably wear it every single day. it is also common to wear this hoodie in very hot weather because dysphoria doesn't care.
Friend: why have you been wearing that hoodie for 5 months straight?
me: it's my dysphoria hoodie.

gender dysphoria

Usually occurs in FTM (female to male) and MTF(male to female) transgender people. They sometimes feel very upset or depressed about the body they were born with. It can consume their mind because their gender is something they have to deal with every second of everyday. This is a very serious thing and it is horrible to go through. People who have this illness hate their body and wish they were the opposite gender. Gender isnt easily changed and transgender people have to go thru a very costly and lengthy process to reach their goal of the opposite gender. Hating your natural self is a very tragic thing to go through.
"Did you see how sad Tod looks today?" "Yes it must be his gender dysphoria again, i wish i could help him."
gender dysphoria by TJames222 January 18, 2012

dysphoria 

Dysphoria is an experience trans, genderqueer, and non-binary people have. It describes discomfort, loathing, anxiety, and depression revolving around one's social gender role and/or physical sex characteristics. It's a very serious experience that leads to larger anxiety/depression problems, depersonalization, thoughts of suicide, social withdrawal, self harm, etc.
Fallon: Where were you last night? We missed you at the party.
Skylar: Sorry. I had a serious bout of dysphoria and couldn't bring myself to go.
Fallon: Oh, I understand. You didn't miss much, anyway.
dysphoria by kyerowan January 16, 2014

Dysphoria 

The shittiest feeling a transgender could ever feel.
God the dysphoria is killing me.
Dysphoria by WeirdPerson3001 August 31, 2020

Gender dysphoria

me: i wanna kms
friend: why?
me: gender dysphoria.
Gender dysphoria by just.carter August 3, 2022
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murderhobo 

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The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
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God Shot 

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Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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