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dysgoogled

A transitive verb used to describe those times you do something foolish based on incorrect information gleaned from a Google search.
I was dysgoogled when I used margarine to try and remove an grease stain from my cashmere sweater.

My friend dysgoogled a medical diagnosis and made herself sick with worry.
dysgoogled by dooblecky October 21, 2009
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Disboobled

For describing a girl whos boobs are so big she can't do sports that involve running or jumping without being in chronic boob-pain for days after.
She's so disboobled she gets knocked unconscious by her chest when shes running for the bus

Doctor: Im so sorry Ms. Wright, its not good news, Im afraid the tests have concluded that you are disboobled.
Disboobled by hannahkoala July 7, 2011

Misgoogled 

An inaccurate and/or reckless Google search that provides utterly useless results.
I searched for "see ass" when I meant to search for "sea bass." I misgoogled that bitch (search).
Misgoogled by lenin1924 January 7, 2011

Diagoogle 

self-diagnosis with Google as the only source and basis of your findings. Often skewed diagnosis by means of isolating one single symptom and applying it to a wide range of ailments.
After the cruise, I diagoogled myself with Vertigo.
Your right arm is cramping, according to my diagoogle it is definitely a heart-attack.
Diagoogle by nakodnas May 28, 2016

disengoogled 

The quality of a service or application being actively liberated from methods of user tracking and telemetry collecting subroutines (spookware), either by user intervention or by modifying the software.
ungoogled-chromium basically is disengoogled chromium
disengoogled by mio17 May 27, 2022
well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
Them future folk took ouare jerbs!
jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005
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