dysgoogled

A transitive verb used to describe those times you do something foolish based on incorrect information gleaned from a Google search.

I was dysgoogled when I used margarine to try and remove an grease stain from my cashmere sweater.

My friend dysgoogled a medical diagnosis and made herself sick with worry.

dysgoogled by dooblecky October 21, 2009

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dysgooglia

A marked inability to use the extremely easy to navigate website, google.com, generally to the extreme vexation of others (a portmanteau of dyslexia and google.)

Ex 1: Are you serious, google can tell you what time it is?

Yeah, of course, what do you have dysgooglia or something?

Ex 2: Why don't you just ask Kathy to find the address online?

No man, she's got a bad case of dysgooglia, she will be double-clicking for hours.

dysgooglia by robosoc February 18, 2010

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Disgoogled

If all of a sudden, a multi-billion company shuts down.

Induslogic was disgoogled in a month.

Disgoogled by Kartikeya Bhism April 5, 2016

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

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bullshot

n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.

-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.

bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005

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Gayborhood

N. A neighborhood containing homes, clubs, bars, restaurants, and other places of business and entertainment that cater to homosexuals.

"They've opened up a new club in the Gayborhood called the Male Box."

Gayborhood by Mia Shields January 6, 2006

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