dysgoogled

A transitive verb used to describe those times you do something foolish based on incorrect information gleaned from a Google search.

I was dysgoogled when I used margarine to try and remove an grease stain from my cashmere sweater.

My friend dysgoogled a medical diagnosis and made herself sick with worry.

dysgoogled by dooblecky October 21, 2009

dysgooglia 

A marked inability to use the extremely easy to navigate website, google.com, generally to the extreme vexation of others (a portmanteau of dyslexia and google.)

Ex 1: Are you serious, google can tell you what time it is?

Yeah, of course, what do you have dysgooglia or something?

Ex 2: Why don't you just ask Kathy to find the address online?

No man, she's got a bad case of dysgooglia, she will be double-clicking for hours.

dysgooglia by robosoc February 18, 2010

Disgoogled 

If all of a sudden, a multi-billion company shuts down.

Induslogic was disgoogled in a month.

Disgoogled by Kartikeya Bhism April 5, 2016

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004