Discord Mia 

Discord Mia aka drug dealer on discord is the straightest, straggotest, most heterosexual person you will ever see. She also won a Guinness World Record for being the biggest heterosexual out there. “Mia, the second definition of heterosexuality!” they say.

“Hey, I think im the biggest heterosexual out there..”
“Don’t worry, you will never beat Mia’s heterosexuality!”
Remember, you can never outstraight Discord Mia.

Discord Mia by anonymous December 31, 2020

Discordian American Princess 

When a Disney Princess creates chaos by showing she's not as pure as people think, she becomes a Discordian American Princess.

It also applies to any teenage girl or young woman who's had a wholesome, clean-cut image that suddenly changes when she does something shocking.

Miley Ray Cyrus showed her smile as a Disney Princess. But her spiritual advisor Reverend Loveshade and photographer Annie Leibovitz changed all that. As soon as she posed naked in a sheet, and posed with her father Billy Ray Cyrus touching her inner thigh, she became a Discordian American Princess!

Also Britney Spears, Lindsey Lohan, Emily Sander aka Zoey Zane.

Discordian American Princess by Felicia Barton August 3, 2008

discordian 

when you are a discordian, you spend your life on discord. you dont know anything from the outside world.

discordian: hey wanna edate?

souljaboyfan123: nah bruh im not a discordian lmaooo

discordian by inda305 June 30, 2020

Discordian Baptism 

When a person of higher intelligence is checked into several-day inpatient psychiatric facility. Discordianism is an absurdist religion (or psuedo religion) which reveres the Greek Goddess Eris, the scion of chaos.

"What happened to our theoretical physics professor?"
"He's having his Discordian Baptism in the loony bin."
"Poor guy!"

Discordian Baptism by Foxnight February 22, 2015

discordianism

A religion disguised as a joke disguised as a religion, founded by Malaclypse the Younger (or Mal-2, commonly thought to be an alias of Greg Hill) and Lord Omar Khayyam Ravenhurst (probably Kerry Thornley). Discordians supposedly worship the goddess Eris (or Discordia), but the central theme of Discordianism is a combination of absurdity and philosophy.

Discordians tend to be fun-loving--if eccentric--folks, and great fun to have a few drinks with.

For more information on Discordianism, consult your pineal gland. Or Google it, whatever.

discordianism by adoblivione January 11, 2006

Discordianism

Well, you're the pope. YOU decide!

"Discordianism is but one of many, and several of some. It can also be described as five tons of flax."

Discordianism by Some undead guy December 28, 2007

discordian 

When in doubt, fuck it.
When not in doubt... get in doubt.

Fnord!

That discordian stirs shit everywhere he goes!

discordian by discordian December 21, 2003