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dickboner 

it's not just a boner; it has it's own dick.
-ohhhhhhhhhh my dickboner.
-i have a dickboner.
-ohh ohh my dickboner is throbbing.
-justin has a little dickboner.
-so does jerry.
dickboner by titful o bonerful February 5, 2009
An attractive lesbian, because lets be honest, the majority of lesbians look like men with penises.
Guy 1: Dude she is so hot, I totally want to bang her.
Guy 2: Sorry dude, she is a dikeboner.
Dikeboner by E/C December 9, 2009

disatonor 

yo y u a disatonor man?
disatonor by cutee19999993 June 23, 2008

disabeered

The phenomenon which occurs commonly in mid to high range parties where your beer is either: Misplaced;unidentifiable amongst the same brand labels;mistakingly taken from a fellow drinker of the same drop & more often than not.. Lack of memory.
Aj Dew: Hey, has anyone seen my beer? It was on the kitchen table & now its gone?!?!

Ady: Its Disabeered on ya mate... Let it go.
disabeered by Mc Flow September 25, 2006

disabored 

A combination chow mein of 'disappointed' and 'bored'.
Mummy, I feel disabored when you don't give me your full attention for three seconds.
disabored by Morgan Magri February 25, 2021

disabler combo 

abbreviated as DC, a disabler combo is a combo that is almost a touch of death combo but not. it effectively disables your enemy's ability to tank because it drains their hp in such a way that a few more hits will kill them.
Johnny: Ah shit, my ToD failed.

Joe: At least you got a disabler combo in.
disabler combo by pejafme June 24, 2021
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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