Dikeboner

An attractive lesbian, because lets be honest, the majority of lesbians look like men with penises.

Guy 1: Dude she is so hot, I totally want to bang her.
Guy 2: Sorry dude, she is a dikeboner.

by E/C December 9, 2009

Debonerification

The process where the erect penis becomes unerect.

I saw Dana and got a debonerification

by jeujeu September 11, 2009

debonerize

Waiting for a raging erection to become flaccid by either waiting alone in a separate room or sitting down before facing other people.

Peter debonerized his morning-wood before facing his in-laws.

Alfred sneakily Googled pictures of Chloe Kardashian on his iPhone to help the debonerizing process before standing up.

"Well, John, I guess we should head home now."

"Hold on, babe, I have to debonerize."

by Dr. Walter Fanchy April 15, 2014

deboner

Ugly or unattractive woman. Someone who's looks can cause a loss of erection.

also: deboned, deboning

You went out with her? She's a major deboner.

by vx0 April 21, 2008

Debonerfy

To make an erection go flaccid

Tom: Hey sally!
Sally: Tom whats that in your pants?!
Tom: oh Crap!
Sally: Debonerfy yourself right now!!

by The Debonerfier January 10, 2010

debonered

When you look at someone who is so ugly and disgusting, that it makes your johnson shrivel up to half and inch

Ann is so ugly that it made me lose interest in women. I mean I was really debonered.

by swavendeboner June 12, 2014

dickboner

it's not just a boner; it has it's own dick.

-ohhhhhhhhhh my dickboner.
-i have a dickboner.
-ohh ohh my dickboner is throbbing.
-justin has a little dickboner.
-so does jerry.

by titful o bonerful February 5, 2009