Dirty mous 

Used when someone shoves a dick so far up your ass that tears it apart

Dude he totally gave me a dirty mous last night i still can't sit properly

Dirty mous by Ronikal April 3, 2021

Dirty Moustache 

Always on a Female, it's when she first notices small bit of fluff on her upper lip, she then shaves it off- not knowing that for life she is going to have a dirty moustache. She will then try to cover it up with some cheap poundshop makeup.

Look at that Nurse... she's got a dirty moustache

Dirty Moustache by dr_evil123 July 1, 2010

dirty mouse 

The act of soaking a mouse in 100 proof alcohol and inserting it into a person anus and letting it wiggle around to arouse the prostate and get you intoxicated.

Tool- "hey man what are you doing tonight?"
Andrew- "idk man probably taking a dirty mouse or two!"

dirty mouse by SnEEky Muslim January 20, 2016

Dirty Mickey Mouse 

When the male/female orgasm mimics Mickey Mouses "ho-ho" at climax preferably during anal intercourse.

Damn girl, I would Dirty Mickey Mouse you tonight!

Dirty Mickey Mouse by Realm Clock August 12, 2016

The Dirty Pillow Mouse Trap 

The act of defecating under one's pillow, in hopes they will put their hand underneath their pillow, and receive a stinky surprise.

"I cant wait til that fucker goes to sleep tonight and gets his hand stuck in the dirty pillow mouse trap I left him!"

The Dirty Pillow Mouse Trap by dagr8cornholio48 October 22, 2008

dirtymouth bass 

Sticking your finger in her butt then fish hookin the bitch!

She thought the real money was in fisting till i gave her the dirtymouth bass.

dirtymouth bass by wegge's fingerlicking good huh June 24, 2009

dirtymobs

He's a nice guy.

I actually like that guy, Dirtymobs, he's actually a nice guy.

dirtymobs by CleanMobs November 26, 2022