Dirty mous

Used when someone shoves a dick so far up your ass that tears it apart

Dude he totally gave me a dirty mous last night i still can't sit properly

by Ronikal April 3, 2021

Dirty Moustache

Always on a Female, it's when she first notices small bit of fluff on her upper lip, she then shaves it off- not knowing that for life she is going to have a dirty moustache. She will then try to cover it up with some cheap poundshop makeup.

Look at that Nurse... she's got a dirty moustache

by dr_evil123 July 1, 2010

dirty mouse

The act of soaking a mouse in 100 proof alcohol and inserting it into a person anus and letting it wiggle around to arouse the prostate and get you intoxicated.

Tool- "hey man what are you doing tonight?"
Andrew- "idk man probably taking a dirty mouse or two!"

by SnEEky Muslim January 20, 2016

Dirty Mickey Mouse

When the male/female orgasm mimics Mickey Mouses "ho-ho" at climax preferably during anal intercourse.

Damn girl, I would Dirty Mickey Mouse you tonight!

by Realm Clock August 12, 2016

The Dirty Pillow Mouse Trap

The act of defecating under one's pillow, in hopes they will put their hand underneath their pillow, and receive a stinky surprise.

"I cant wait til that fucker goes to sleep tonight and gets his hand stuck in the dirty pillow mouse trap I left him!"

by dagr8cornholio48 October 22, 2008

dirtymouth bass

Sticking your finger in her butt then fish hookin the bitch!

She thought the real money was in fisting till i gave her the dirtymouth bass.

by wegge's fingerlicking good huh June 24, 2009

dirtymobs

He's a nice guy.

I actually like that guy, Dirtymobs, he's actually a nice guy.

by CleanMobs November 26, 2022