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Dirty diogo

Its wen the guys dick gets hard in front of boys in underwear
Bruce: oh my god !!
Diogo : I’m having a dirty Diogo
Dirty diogo by Sassa2020 November 5, 2020
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Dirty dingo 

Is when you take your finger and stick it in a girls ass then after taking it out immediately take your dirty ass finger and stick it in her mouth. If you have to fight to get your finger back from her you've completed the dirty dingo.
My boyfriend gave me a dirty dingo last night and my breath still smells like butt. He still won't kiss me.
Dirty dingo by The dirty snake November 27, 2019

Dirty Diego Takis 

The act of taking Takis and shoving them up a girls vagina until she has an orgasm and then proceeding to eat the Takis and lick the crumbs off of her pussy. Then shoving a Taki into your urethral opening whilst climaxing and passing chlamydia on purpose, and finally finishing her off by slapping her in the face with your testicles until she dies.
Hey bro do you know what happened to Miranda last night? Because I heard she died but nobody knows how.
Well lets just say I spiced things up a bit and gave her the Dirty Diego Takis last night.

Dirty Diego 

When a woman is receiving vaginal oral stimulation from another man or woman of Mexican decent. Then, during the beginning stages of her orgasm, her body will start to involuntarily spasm and twitch at which point the Spaniard must immediately proceed to punch her in the kidneys repeatedly as hard as humanly possible. If this is performed correctly, the woman will squirt vaginal secretions mixed with blood from her damaged kidneys out of her urethra causing a Dirty Diego.
-Hey champ!
-Waddup hotshot.
-You do anything crazy last night?
-Eh, not really.
-What did you do?
-I just gave some hussy named Chastity a dirty diego.
-Holy shit! are you serious? Atta boy...atta boy

Dirty Diego 

When you take a dump on someones chest, and draw a smiley face with it. Then, you take a wet nap and smear it around until it is wiped up and you mess is all gone.
While aunt boots was ridin' dirty i gave her a Dirty Diego while i rubbed kelly's red hairy nipples and rubbed her bush.
Dirty Diego by Kalin Settle August 30, 2008

Dirty Diego 

When a man uses shit to whack off.
She shit on him while doing anal so he did the dirty Diego
Dirty Diego by TheDirtyMan44 October 15, 2020

dirty dingo 

To cover a girl and yourself in dirt then do doggystyle.
Guy 1: You have some dirt in your hair.
Guy 2: Oh yeah I was doing a dirty dingo last night.
dirty dingo by Dirty Dingo Man June 11, 2011
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