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Dirty dingo 

Is when you take your finger and stick it in a girls ass then after taking it out immediately take your dirty ass finger and stick it in her mouth. If you have to fight to get your finger back from her you've completed the dirty dingo.
My boyfriend gave me a dirty dingo last night and my breath still smells like butt. He still won't kiss me.
Dirty dingo by The dirty snake November 27, 2019

Dirty Diego Takis 

The act of taking Takis and shoving them up a girls vagina until she has an orgasm and then proceeding to eat the Takis and lick the crumbs off of her pussy. Then shoving a Taki into your urethral opening whilst climaxing and passing chlamydia on purpose, and finally finishing her off by slapping her in the face with your testicles until she dies.
Hey bro do you know what happened to Miranda last night? Because I heard she died but nobody knows how.
Well lets just say I spiced things up a bit and gave her the Dirty Diego Takis last night.

Dirty Diego 

When a woman is receiving vaginal oral stimulation from another man or woman of Mexican decent. Then, during the beginning stages of her orgasm, her body will start to involuntarily spasm and twitch at which point the Spaniard must immediately proceed to punch her in the kidneys repeatedly as hard as humanly possible. If this is performed correctly, the woman will squirt vaginal secretions mixed with blood from her damaged kidneys out of her urethra causing a Dirty Diego.
-Hey champ!
-Waddup hotshot.
-You do anything crazy last night?
-Eh, not really.
-What did you do?
-I just gave some hussy named Chastity a dirty diego.
-Holy shit! are you serious? Atta boy...atta boy

Dirty Diego 

When you take a dump on someones chest, and draw a smiley face with it. Then, you take a wet nap and smear it around until it is wiped up and you mess is all gone.
While aunt boots was ridin' dirty i gave her a Dirty Diego while i rubbed kelly's red hairy nipples and rubbed her bush.
Dirty Diego by Kalin Settle August 30, 2008

Dirty Diego 

When a man uses shit to whack off.
She shit on him while doing anal so he did the dirty Diego
Dirty Diego by TheDirtyMan44 October 15, 2020

dirty dingo 

To cover a girl and yourself in dirt then do doggystyle.
Guy 1: You have some dirt in your hair.
Guy 2: Oh yeah I was doing a dirty dingo last night.
dirty dingo by Dirty Dingo Man June 11, 2011
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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