Dirty Wick

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when you take a wet candle and shove it in a stinky chicks ass therefore giving the candle the poopdick effect.

Matt gave Hana the most painful Dirty wick of her life. and she squealed like a suckling warthog.

Dirty Wick by sin_jell_roo February 4, 2007

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Dirty wick

When you are cracking shawty from the back and her puh is filled with nasty pussy cheese and it stinks so bad you have to pull out, but you are from Wisconsin so you love dairy and start eating her pussy cheese out as hard as you can.

eat my bacterial vaginosis you dirty wick

Dirty wick by dgfdsgdfsgfd January 6, 2026

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Dirtydick

verb: To have sex with more than one person without showering or washing of any sort.

John: Did you just fuck Lisa?
Ted: Sure did!
John: Didn't you fuck Kelly like an hour ago?
Ted: Yeah, so I got her with a dirtydick... No big deal

Dirtydick by Stampman May 24, 2009

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dirtymick

Of Irish descent. He's the guy you want in your corner, he is not the guy you want to challenge. Believes in hard work, easy money and cutting corners. Honest to a fault and is known for putting his foot in his mouth.

See that guy over there that nobody wants to mess with but everyone wants to be friends with? He's a real dirtymick!

dirtymick by Soberon January 3, 2014

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dirtydick

To take your penis and rub it around the the rim of someones cup or glass.

You're such an ass, I think I'll dirtydick your cup when you leave.

dirtydick by Stacy February 19, 2005

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Dirtydickbitch

Has a dirty dick, fucking a nasty hoe, cheating whore,is a bitch

You dirtydickbitch I caught you cheating I hope your dick falls off you nasty piece of shit

Dirtydickbitch by Chrissy Cline September 5, 2016

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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