When an individual fills his/her mouth with cold beer, blows it in a woman's anal cavity while she is in a modified doggy style position and puts his/her thumb in the rectum. Then he/she proceeds to shake her violently**, after 5 to 8 seconds of shaking he/she will then pull his/her thumb from the rectal cavity in a violent pull back jerk motion. After he/she will then proceed to get a shower from the mist of the nectar of the gods.

** Gently if the woman exceeds the 55 year barrier.

Kim Smith got a hot Dirty Valdez from Jane last night...

Dirty Valdez by The Clipper May 29, 2008

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dirty valentino

a dirty valentino is a guy who isn’t even italian but just uses his name as a way to pick up tourist girls and then impregnate them before sending them off on a plane to the other side of the world.

“yea i got about 29 kids all over the world, i’m such a dirty valentino”

dirty valentino by deepthroatpussylicka42069 November 17, 2021

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dirty valdemar

A guy who masturbates furiously all the time. He also has mommy issues. What a weirdo.

"fucking dirty valdemar over there"

dirty valdemar by mitch macdonalds June 4, 2020

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dirty valerie

when you spend more then 80 bucks for valentines day and you give it to her and you give her a card asking her out and all you get is a thanks

dont spend money on a dirty valerie cause your ass aint gonna get some

dirty valerie by daniel fucking martinez bitch ass motherfucker let me use this name March 8, 2008

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