Dirty Sheri
Dirty Sheri by Ajnavarro91 October 8, 2019
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dirty serina
A Dirty Serina is when 4 Serina’s of different spellings (Ex: Serena, Cerena, Sirena, Sirina) come together for the most ultimate tennis match played with tennis balls covered in unknown substances.
Oh My God Sirina, did you see Serina, Cerena, Sirena, and Serena playing Dirty Serina earlier today?
dirty serina by Don’t look at me April 15, 2020
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Dirty Sheridan
The queen of the simps and master of making trap cards with tits so big they have their own zip codes.
Dirty Sheridan by SimpMinion April 15, 2020
dirty sherif
not much to say other than the fact that this individual has a large penis, some could say larger than others. it is most definitely above average and dirty sherif knows how to use it.
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Dirty Sherina
Dirty Sherina by Finesse Queen April 2, 2020
The Dirty Sherise
The dirty Sherise
You're on top, and you ride him like a wild bitch until he's close to coming - then you affix your hands over his mouth and nose so he cannot breathe and bring him to an axfixiation orgasm before releasing your grasp and he comes inside of you.
Then, you quickly squeeze his come out into your right hand, spray a line of Whipping cream across it, and dress it with a maraschino cherry (stem attached), and fuckin' slam that over his mouth as he takes his first dying gasp for air.
Immediately after he gasps, but before he chokes, you fuckin' slap him HARD across the face with your left hand.
Then leave him puking and gasping for life as you walk away without looking back, or caring otherwise about his wellbeing.
As you exit, tell him,
If you live through it, I'll be back tomorrow.
You're on top, and you ride him like a wild bitch until he's close to coming - then you affix your hands over his mouth and nose so he cannot breathe and bring him to an axfixiation orgasm before releasing your grasp and he comes inside of you.
Then, you quickly squeeze his come out into your right hand, spray a line of Whipping cream across it, and dress it with a maraschino cherry (stem attached), and fuckin' slam that over his mouth as he takes his first dying gasp for air.
Immediately after he gasps, but before he chokes, you fuckin' slap him HARD across the face with your left hand.
Then leave him puking and gasping for life as you walk away without looking back, or caring otherwise about his wellbeing.
As you exit, tell him,
If you live through it, I'll be back tomorrow.
I met this dude last night, and after a nice dinner together I told him "I've got your dessert back at my place. Let's GO." Well of course he rushed out of the restaurant like his ass was on fire! Once we got to my place, I promptly stripped off his clothes and performed the Dirty Sherise on him. He did not live through it; he was not worthy.
The Dirty Sherise by The Real Sherise December 2, 2024
Seriously Dirty Dave
NOUN:
The act or art of treating the body by massaging to stimulate circulation, relieve tension, and ultimately be seduced into sexual relief by Orgasm.
Verb:
¹ The action Puting all jokes aside, a Seriously Dirty Dave is the process of turning an innocent non erotic massage into an over the top sexual escapade. Where at least for the Masseuse it's a happy ending.
² Art Form of manipulating, manuvering, or skilfully handling a womans body, molding her from a non sexual mental state into a post orgasmic physical being.
Metaphor:
The act in which the "Masseuse" uses his hands to turn an uptight, frigid, or prude Catappiler into a sexually free Butterfly
The act or art of treating the body by massaging to stimulate circulation, relieve tension, and ultimately be seduced into sexual relief by Orgasm.
Verb:
¹ The action Puting all jokes aside, a Seriously Dirty Dave is the process of turning an innocent non erotic massage into an over the top sexual escapade. Where at least for the Masseuse it's a happy ending.
² Art Form of manipulating, manuvering, or skilfully handling a womans body, molding her from a non sexual mental state into a post orgasmic physical being.
Metaphor:
The act in which the "Masseuse" uses his hands to turn an uptight, frigid, or prude Catappiler into a sexually free Butterfly
Joeys mom has been in pain and celibate for years since hurting her back, but yesterday miraculously in 30 mins she was Seiously Dirty Dave'd by her Masseuse and has never been happier.
You can get Dirty Dave'd by someone and end up being disgusted or embarrassed but if your "Seriously Dirty Dave'd" not only would everybody understand, they would be jealous that you were lucky enough to have your life
and body adjusted in such a positive manner.
You can get Dirty Dave'd by someone and end up being disgusted or embarrassed but if your "Seriously Dirty Dave'd" not only would everybody understand, they would be jealous that you were lucky enough to have your life
and body adjusted in such a positive manner.
Seriously Dirty Dave by SERIOUSLY DIRTY September 13, 2022
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