Dirty Mong

When someone is a dirty mong, they are known for living in tents and having very hairy posterior dimensions along with being very bad at video games due to their low IQ.
Dirty mongs are compulsive liars and love to make up lies about their friends and fake scenarios which never happened.

Coby: "Have you heard Dylan finally got his new drone and sniffing salts?!"

Me: "Ugh that dirty mong is at it again, don't believe any of his filthy lies, the dirty tent inhabitant"

Dylan: "When I was 4 years old I fell off a mountain while me and my uncle were hunting for wolves after we finished watching the local sumo wrestling tournament"
Everyone: "Shut up you dirty honking mong you're so annoying lad fuck me"

by Parker Parker January 23, 2023

dirty mongrel

The best word ever to describe anyone in any situation. It can be good or bad. Mostly used when someone is being annoying or dumb and you're in a situation where you can't call them something worse. Also related to the word dirty rat which is pretty much the same just someone being more sneaky almost disease riden like a rat would be. Dirty mongrel can be a huge insult or it could also just be a friendly insult you have to figure out which one it is. Dirty mongrel is the best word ever created. It's gnarly and rad at the same time no word can describe everything and anything in the world better than dirty mongrel. It's a word sent down from God himself. It's also fun to say.

Why did you just bite me, god you're such a dirty mongrel!

by Dirty mongrel July 15, 2014

dirty mongolian

the act of having violent dry humping sex on a bunk bed (the top bunk) and causing the bed to break

Donald pulled a dirty mongolian last night, i thought there was an earthquake.

by Corrado2A March 7, 2010

DIRTY MONGOL

The act of forcefully beating your dick so hard, that it looks like Genghis Khan.

"That crusty slut Courtney, gave Cameron the worst dirty mongol last night, but he was asking for it"

by JigJew May 20, 2018

Dirty Monghoffer

When you dig up a dead woman with a friend and put your face on her pussy and have your friend jump on her so you get a fresh whiff of dead pussy air.

Damn baby I love that dirty monghoffer.

by hoosier-daddy69 March 8, 2022

dirty wretched pipe monger

females found only in northern california whos only goal in life is to find males named blake who'll attempt in placing pipes like easter eggs in and around low-income housing tracts so as to increase the availabity of std's in crank whores

misty was sad after some other 'dirty wretched pipe monger' stuffed the pipe the only place she staci could hit it, blakes cum slot!

by dizzgustin January 23, 2007

dirt mongrel

one who has a threesome in Mexico and cries to their friend.

Lindsey!! I'm a dirt mongrel!!

by Lulu September 30, 2003