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dirtykong 

(noun) A monkey that is in desperate need for a shower. It can also mean a person that plays halo too much, and is really really dirrrrty.
The repeated use of the letter "r" symbolizes just how dirty they really are.
If you ever run into a dirrrrrrrtykong (class 7), just back away slowly, don't turn your back on it, and then get the hell outta there!
Ben: Dude I was walking through the jungle the other day, and I totally ran into a dirrrtykong!
Kevin: Wow, that's a level 3 dirtykong! I'm surprised you made it out alive!
Ben: Yeah, I'm alive, but I sure smell like shit
dirtykong by Brian H September 12, 2005
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dirtykendra 

To give cunnilingus while inserting one finger inside the vagina slowly moving in and out until bringing the woman to a long satisfying orgasm.
Im so horny, I want my man to give me a dirtykendra tonight!
dirtykendra by Lezbowordqueen October 12, 2019

Dirtmonger 

A 'Dirtmonger' is somebody with low moral-values, usually used in context to berate somebody for doing something bad, disgusting or unusually manky.
You actually rode that fat bitch? You're one dirtmonger.

I heard you stole money from the church collection plate; you wily dirtmonger you.

That smelly man hither is a dirtmonger.
Dirtmonger by Adam Feehely September 22, 2011

Dirtydog 

An unusual word, in that it is both an adjective AND a noun. You can not only BE a "Dirtydog", you can also act LIKE a "Dirtydog"
To act in a Tiresome fashion, or to moan about everything and everyone that isn't to your taste or agrees with your opinion.

Closely related to the CUNT branch of the adjective family.
"Christ, that Dave is such a Dirtydog at times"
or
"Andy, don't act like a Dirtydog mate, it doesn't fucking suit you"
Dirtydog by The SPS. May 11, 2008

dirtybongbelow 

its a very retro sex best sexual positon in the world
its where the guy does a handstand and the girl suck on his cock then she lights his ass hair on fire and it represent a bong or pipe and this is called the dirtybongbelow

Dirtydog 

Someone who has no consideration for others, who at will, will just fart and belch in front of others around him and just doesnt care that what he has done is filthy.
The Dirtydog farted in my face as i was eating my dinner.
Dirtydog by Mullet February 17, 2004
While having sex, sperm gets on the persons covers. This is dirtying.
"I was dirtying a girls bed last night"
Dirtying by Koperkiep November 13, 2009