Dirty Kribs

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When you smell your hand(s) after having your hand(s) on your balls for a long time. Usually after a full 2+ days of not showering

Person 1: I heard Brandon does the Dirty Kribs a lot
Person 2: Yeah it’s pretty gross

Dirty Kribs by geof50 May 7, 2020

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Dirty Krebs

When hugging a girl you get an awkward erection in your gym shorts and waddle away to the bathroom hoping no one noticed.

Zach: Where is he going?
Bob: He has to adjust his boner in the bathroom.
Zach: Did he get a Dirty Krebs?
Bob: Yea, it happens every time.

Dirty Krebs by ihateacademyofthecanyons May 22, 2013

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Dirty Kris

While receiving oral, the act of surprise shitting on your partners chest.

I was balls deep and he pulled a Dirty Kris all over my tits.

Dirty Kris by Crucibled December 9, 2018

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Dirty Kris

Dirtiest kid in school, he’s a grade 12 that fucked 8 grade 9s and got the clap

Omg did you hear Dirty Kris got the clap from a grade 9!

Dirty Kris by Angel mojo May 19, 2020

dirty krish

A man who pretends to be abducted by an alien and probes himself.

Krish is an alien enthusiast and he did a dirty krish last night in front of me.

dirty krish by kingkrish January 21, 2025

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Dirty Mr. Krabs

the sexual act of shoving dollar bills into a girls asshole with a crab claw.

Dude i gave jenny a Dirty Mr. Krabs last night

Dirty Mr. Krabs by HitlerTheCrossingGuard December 14, 2014

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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